Cannabis Connoisseur

huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/19/twi… #Hipsters are making sure Hostess stays around so we can eat Donettes.

#YouKnowYou'reAStonerWhen You care more about how the people of Colorado and Washington voted than your own state.

Dear rappers, please stop putting sirens in your songs. Sincerely, one paranoid stoner

Crazed dazed in a haze. #stoned

No lie, I like to get high. #stoned

I'm dying, it's true. & I'm livin like it too. #lovelife

I pass on grass. But when someone offers me #bud I accept.

You know you're on vaca when you find yourself smoking #blunts and playing Frisbee every evening.

So much more nicer when I'm stoned. It enlightens me to different perspectives. #amazed

Got #high in the Mile High City. #Denver

Picked up a hitchhiker named Zach while we were taking scenic pictures. Smoked him up in the words. #RoadtripWin

Best way to get arrested is high. #happy #sorrymomimhigh

Like "West Philadelphia born and raised" Fresh. #FreshPrince

The more ya toke the more you're broke. #stonerproblems

"I only really started to get the metric system when I started smoking marijuana." -- An American Chemist.

The best thing about getting high is all the great ideas you have. The worst is forgetting them all in a moment...

I love me some #JT ( @jtimberlake ) beat after an evening #vaping.

Fresh & sticky, far from icky. #onlythebest

#Stoner chicks can disguise stoner munchies by period munchies. #luckies

Everything's better #baked