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Elon Musk is a cunt.

@lindayaX Hey Linda have you considered *WHY* they might want to boycott advertising with you?

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Well this was depressingly prescient

Honestly, I think he can do without advice from the guy who pisses his trousers on camera for Twitter likes

Forget riots - why not compete in the The EDL-ympics! 🎾🥋🏓 A safe space to express your misdirected hatred 😃

There are some fucking thick cunts out there, fair play.

@slimmatt1 A very respectful vigil. I'm sure the bereaved are touched by this thoughtful and considerate tribute.

@WelshDalaiLama He was a bit chirpier here

This fash rioter getting bricked in the head *and* dick by his own people is a beautiful, fleeting moment of levity amongst the horror.

I like to think that below deck on one of these boats, Liam Neeson is killing off a bunch of henchmen to get his daughter back. #OpeningCeremony

My kid is currently devastated to learn that Wales won't be getting our own boat here. Feel like this could be his origin story if he ever becomes a Plaid Cymru MP. #OpeningCeremony

"THAT'S THE WALL, BROTHER" @OSWreview #OpeningCeremony

I’m sure that you’d sell more eggs if the sign was in English as well 🤷🏼‍♂️🥚🥚

Worst thing X-Pac ever did was teach this bloke to talk

The new leader of the Conservative Party must be someone who is brave and fearless. A culture has grown within CCHQ over a number of years which is toxic, immoral and corrupt. With an anger that comes from within his or her heart, a new leader must walk into CCHQ and turn over the tables of the moneylenders and banish those responsible. And, that’s just the start. Those who insist Dougie Smith is not that bad, or Cummings is in the past, or Gove has no influence or Robbie Gibb is a has a been, or Mark McGregor is long gone, or Oliver Dowden is just scared of Smith and is ineffectual, or Smith’s wife, Mirza is just lending Badenoch a hand…or Gove’s not really hands on in the Badenoch campaign are deliberately or unwittingly concealing a much deeper problem. It is rooted in the belief that the future of the party belongs to the few. A small number of individuals and that neither MPs or members have the right or the ability to manage or to govern. The first victim of the core group who have de stabilised the party over many years was Norman Tebbit. He wrote about his experience in the Spectator and the Telegraph back in Sept and Oct 2002. Tebbit wrote, ‘All the papers have been briefed, I am to be thrown out of the party…. He then had to survive repeated attempts to have him expelled and wrote a letter to the Telegraph in order to expose the grouping which back then rather pathetically styled themselves as The Movement. Lord Tebbit wrote, MPs and three leading journalists, have coalesced into one organisation styled ‘The Movement.’ The Telegraph had followed up with an article written by a young Rachel Sylvester, about the direction the Movement were taking the party, commenting on Mark MacGregor, then the Tories chief executive and Dominic Cummings the director of strategy who had both taken the lead in CCHQ. MacGregor, Smith, Cummings, were key players in the Movement and it was the beginning of a grouping which exists today. One article quotes Cummings as saying, ‘They are not going to know what’s hit ’em,’ referring to party members. It would appear he’s always loathed the party membership as much as he loathes MPs. Lots of sources had told me that Gove and Cummings went back to 2002, which is when they were both working for / assisting IDS. Gove was a journalist at The Times until 2005. Given that Tebbit said that they were putting pressure on IDS to banish him, it didn’t take a genius to work out that Gove, the man I believe is now helping to run Badenoch’s campaign was possibly one of the journalists Tebbit was referring to? I write this bcse it’s important that MPs understand how deep the grip is that certain individuals have on the party. How they play people for fools whilst beneath the surface the party is crumbling. #ThePlot Next tweet will be about Sue Gray, who Gove insisted to BJ write the party gate report, what she specifically asked the PM for when she was writing it and those who mysteriously weren’t mentioned at all, despite their activities and their connections.

@IamHappyToast Is that Ratko Mladic

Gloriously petty behaviour. 10/10