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Kinda funny how everyone saying “if you don’t use AI you’re gonna be left behind” is using it to create the ugliest, dumbest, most banal trash you’ve ever seen

When I die, please cover my casket in my sticker collection that I bought but could never commit to applying on things

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

"Ramble On" is 56 years old and Robert Plant just walked onto The Late Show and made it sound like he wrote it this morning.

@GeneralGEEGA This is the most NYC coded thing I’ve heard in months.

slamming back a dirty water dog from a cart in the middle of thundersnow what about it

We Are The Art | Brandon Sanderson’s Keynote Speech youtu.be/mb3uK-_QkOo?si…

Emmy Award-winning art director, designer, and animator Jon Likens (Deadpool, Iron Man) releases impressive Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles animated short Full Video▶️ youtube.com/watch?v=FP77Ir… Give me a kickass Last Ronin style story + this 🔥

@ggqf1 I ask: why so much Stag and not so much Dancer

every 1 always ask where stagdancer but no1 ask how stagdancer

Saw this and now my brain hurts

The best movies were made without it, the best games were made without it, the best comics were made without it, the best stories were made without it, the best songs were made without it. And now for some reason we really need it, there's no other way.

I was going to make a list of all the ways this is bad but doing that would make me even more depressed.

Everyone is doing it so I just put in my bid for Warner Bros but I’m getting no traction. It’s like they don’t believe I have 120 Billion in a shoe box under my bed.

The economy in a nutshell

Greed is Destroying the World youtu.be/W8Z3MfNpJpE?si…

@gangbangerlang Hadn’t considered this, very interesting twist but it got me thinking that we had seen Yeager recently but Dewy, hmmm. I think he’s popped up in 4.0 but how long it been since he’s been around?

my copium take is that the faceless gonna reveal they got yeager tomorrow. ping lang to his chopped off horn🙏show him a vid of yeager getting tortured🙏 the new book is purple. beric said this to jimbos body when he died.

As good as: How AI Helped One Student Make The Drawing He Couldn’t Draw

@chickenkeev Keep up the great work!

Actually love this weeks paper and very appreciate of EasyLife bringing us in to Brandon’s amazing nopixel story 🔥 Going to work today on finishing the website for people to read em

Soon you’ll be able to subscribe to grandmas digital ghost for 17.99 a month. Totally normal.

Tucked away in the #Pluribus credits, it reads, “This show was made by humans.” “I hate AI,” creator Vince Gilligan told Variety with a chuckle. “AI is the world’s most expensive and energy-intensive plagiarism machine. I think there’s a very high possibility that this is all a bunch of horseshit. It’s basically a bunch of centibillionaires whose greatest life goal is to become the world’s first trillionaires. I think they’re selling a bag of vapor.” Read the full “Pluribus” story from @ethanshanfeld here: wp.me/pc8uak-1lGwMi