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In Sydney and they don't even have a SkyBus. You have to take a train from the airport.
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The JPMorgan recruiter scrolling through all the applications today
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It’s gotten to a point where it’s making me mad. Every time he has a good crack like this I’m like. “God dammit.” This evil piece of shit. And yet he keeps being consistently funny.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
Q: Is there talk about wearing a bulletproof vest going forward? TRUMP: I don't know if I can handle looking 20 pounds heavier
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Never hated someone so much who was this funny.
philip lewis@Phil_Lewis_
the zoom in is brutal
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Me, at school, when the English teacher asked me to read out last nights homework.
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It's just so perfect. Russell saying "this is from Isaiah" multiple times like he's about to start reading, then going back to flipping pages. The stone cold silence. Piers doing an Office bit looking into the camera. 10/10, no notes.
Mukhtar@I_amMukhtar
Piers Morgan asked Russell Brand which passages were relevant to him when he brought a Bible into court.
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I hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)
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gonna call in sick to work via instagram story the same way artists do when they cancel their shows
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not having to be on LinkedIn is the true generational wealth
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how life feels ever since justin bieber remembered who he is
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Logging onto the dark web (teams, outlook, and excel)
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Bieber pulled up to Coachella and said gimme the HDMI
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Lamar Odom was on crack and still making it to practice with Kobe Bryant. I need to lock in and stop making excuses for my life.
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