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It's Thursday's morning news roundup again, but in the afternoon because you probably took one look in the AM and said "Matt Gaetz? GTFO, can't be real" Someone Please Call 911. Tabs, Thurs., Nov. 14, 2024 wonkette.com/p/someone-plea… by @commiegirl1

Someone Please Call 911. Tabs, Thurs., Nov. 14, 2024 wonkette.com/p/someone-plea… by @commiegirl1

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The poor guy just can't understand why all this is being done to him. Probably his enemies are just jealous, that's it. Poor Alex Jones Can't Even Celebrate Trump's Win, So Sad wonkette.com/p/poor-alex-jo… by @DoktorZoom

Left Of Center, Wondering About You. Tabs, Wed., Nov. 13, 2024 wonkette.com/p/left-of-cent…

Trump and Bannon haven't gotten along the same since Bannon called Ivanka “dumb as a brick.” Sad! Not So Fast, Steve Bannon And AZ Fake Electors! wonkette.com/p/not-so-fast-…

Making kissy-kissy with a Nazi doesn’t “turn down the temperature.” It just puts flames on the side of our faces for the 40 percent of us left who still thought you did a good job. Well This F*ckin Sucks wonkette.com/p/well-this-fc…

Even for Trump, Pete Hegseth is a barkfucking dumbass nominee. No wonder he doesn't want confirmation hearings. Trump Pick For Defense Is Weekend Fox News Guy Who Looks Like Pepé Le Pew Drag Impersonator wonkette.com/p/trump-pick-f… by @EvanHurst

It can and probably will come back in the new Congress, which we can only hope will be too dysfunctional to pass it. Trump Won't Get To Unperson 'Terrorist-Supporting' Nonprofits (Which Is All Lib Nonprofits Obviously) wonkette.com/p/trump-wont-g… by @DoktorZoom

Auction includes a $300,000 armored truck Jones bought so he could ride around like a little general. The PA mic may still be flecked with spittle if you want to clone him. Ew. Poor Alex Jones Can't Even Celebrate Trump's Win, So Sad wonkette.com/p/poor-alex-jo… by @DoktorZoom

It's the Wednesday morning news roundup, again in the afternoon because why not? Left Of Center, Wondering About You. Tabs, Wed., Nov. 13, 2024 wonkette.com/p/left-of-cent… by @commiegirl1

It's A Great Day For ALL OF US To F*ck Off Twitter/X Forever (INSTRUCTIONS FOR WHERE TO FIND US WITHIN!) wonkette.com/p/its-a-great-…

On the state level at least, the truth is marching on, in the form of state cases against fake electors and that dirty bathtub of gin, Steve Bannon. Not So Fast, Steve Bannon And AZ Fake Electors! wonkette.com/p/not-so-fast-…

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Remember how Trump literally locked the door to the White House and sent all the staff home so Joe and Jill Biden would have to stand awkwardly in the cold in front of the cameras? That really happened. Well This F*ckin Sucks wonkette.com/p/well-this-fc…

READ IT HERE Well This F*ckin Sucks wonkette.com/p/well-this-fc…

Well This F*ckin Sucks Joe Biden, these are not the norms you're searching for. LINK IN COMMENTS

If you're represented by any of the 52 Democrats voted yes, please tell them HELL NO WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? only in more polite terms. Trump Won't Get To Unperson 'Terrorist-Supporting' Nonprofits (Which Is All Lib Nonprofits Obviously) wonkette.com/p/trump-wont-g… by @DoktorZoom