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If you trust your colors #AmyRose

My partner of two years decided to end things right before the holidays because he felt he needed to "explore the world as an unattached individual" and discover who he was without a safety net. The twist? We had planned a trip months prior, and I had used 150,000 of my personal, hard-earned airline miles to book his first-class ticket. A week after the breakup, he texts me: "Hey, just checking into my flight app and I don't see my boarding pass. Did the airline glitch?" I had called the airline the day after the breakup, canceled his ticket, and deposited the miles back into my account. I texted him back: "No glitch! I just realized that flying first class on my airline miles is the ultimate safety net. If you're going to truly explore the world as an unattached individual, you've got to start from the ground up. Literally. Hope standby treats you well!"

The movie doesn’t really display it, but Obi-Wan is an absolute beast in this battle. In the novelisation, General Grievous attacks Obi-Wan Kenobi at an insane escalating speed, eventually reaching up to 20 strikes per second with all four lightsabers. Obi-Wan still manages to block, parry, and evade the assault through sheer mastery of Form III: Soresu. This is one of the clearest examples of why Obi-Wan was considered the greatest defensive duelist in the Jedi Order.

My last rent increase was because the landlord noticed that the market rate for the area had gone up Not because his costs went up, but because other landlords were charging more in my area and my landlord felt left out and thought I should pay him more for the same thing

It was my cheat day.

The gay people who were beaten to death, tormented, harassed and bullied their entire lives would be ashamed of you. People died so that you could say "I'm gay" publicly without being thrown in prison. Pride month is to remember the people who weren't allowed to be themselves

W Colorado

I support ✨ALL✨ of my friends regardless of what they do. If one of my friends say “Chacha I have a body to bury.” No girlie, ✨WE✨ have a body to bury.

ルザミーネ　ポケモンサン・ムーン

This is the whole point btw.

When your boss hits you with an 80 CENT raise and thinks you’re still gonna go above and beyond 😂💀 Watch this man cook his supervisor in real time.” This is epic 😂

He shot a jet down with a kid inside in the first episode Sexually assaulted a woman Let a plane full of people die Forced a suicidal girl to jump Committed mutiple other murders Beat his own son up This is just as bad as yall saying the Joker wasn’t wrong

全3シーズンある『マンダロリアン』の中でトップクラスに好きなシーン。ザ・チャイルドの本当の名前を初めて知って、嬉しくて何度も呼んじゃう子煩悩マンドーと呼ばれたら反応しちゃうグローグーの愛らしさったらない。

y’all genuinely have to lock in this year no discourse no ironic homophobia no dumb shit we gotta uplift the community and especially trans people right now

An old chef runs a tiny, traditional ramen shop. On his menu, he has two items: Regular Ramen: $12 The Chef's Special (Double the Pork): $30 A young food influencer comes in, looks at the menu, and calculates the math. He calls the chef over. "Hey chief, your pricing is way off," the influencer says loudly. "If I just buy a Regular Ramen for $12, and then pay your extra side-order fee of $6 for more pork, I get the exact same amount of food for $18. Your 'Special' is a total rip-off at $30!" To prove his point, the influencer orders the regular ramen with the extra side of pork, eats it happily, and leaves an $18 payment on the table. As he's walking out, he calls out, "You should fix that menu, old man! You're losing money! The chef watches him leave, turns to his assistant, and chuckles. Whispering: "That 'Special' is a dummy item, before I put it on the menu, nobody ever ordered the $6 side of pork. Now, every smart-aleck in the city comes in here to 'cheat' me by spending $18 instead of $12."

I strongly believe Ludwig came up with the Mando Whistle ™ because it was cool, and quickly realized how funny it would be to play it every time Mando opens a door or turns his head

If you’re having trouble, research your muse so you can write them better instead of blatantly mischaracterizing them, if you’re having trouble-

Din’s annoying ass after learning Grogu’s name