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If you thought sponge, bob, square, and pants were a category today I’m so sorry but the game isn’t for you

imagine if they pulled out the groundhog from his hole and he was wearing jeans

when i water my plant with water from a bottle I’ve been drinking from….. we’re sharing ❤️

thinking about her

im drinking a hot choccy and going blanky mode u stupid bitch

slowly putting my airpods in one at a time in the mirror like they were my great great grandmother's earrings

no way

Probably Clairo’s reaction when I like her Instagram story

taking a break mid conversation to tell them i’m having so much fun talking to them

“We make a giant Pop Tart mascot that everyone falls in love with and at the end of the game he goes down in a toaster and the winning team eats him”

Everyone desperately trying to figure out how to be remembered before they run out of time, all the while forgetting their great-grandparents, forgetting each other

who up letting it linger show of hands

[paws at u] costco hotdog 🥺🥺🥺

Most people leave Santa milk and cookies but I will be leaving him a delicious risotto