Zach Dries

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Zach Dries

Zach Dries

@ZachDries

Every once in a while there comes along a guy who just wants to rule the world. I am not that guy.

Katılım Eylül 2010
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Zach Dries@ZachDries·
@batmandible he greased his feet with the tears he wept when the other gorillas ignored him or being a hairless freak.
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Zach Dries@ZachDries·
Shouldn't outlaws and in-laws be opposites? Yet they have nothing to do with each other. #notsodeepthoughts
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Zach Dries@ZachDries·
My favorite band (@dangeroussummer) releasing a new album and playing in Boston in the same month. It's like Christmas, but warmer.
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Zach Dries@ZachDries·
@joshuaradin Feel like flying to Boston,MA to help a fan propose in the greatest way possible?All other plans have failed.it's Saturday.
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Zach Dries@ZachDries·
@batmandible facts I am learning: of the 25 deadliest snakes, 21 are in Australia.
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Zach Dries@ZachDries·
Watching "Planet's Deadliest Animals". Very first episode: Australia. Looking at you @batmandible.
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Zach Dries@ZachDries·
@batmandible @asadqh It's been done. Some salesman came to my parent's house pitching lawn care. Sadly, I had just immigrated from France.
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Zach Dries@ZachDries·
Just watched a guy open his bag of Doritos from the bottom...on purpose. I died a bit inside. #DestroyingAmerica
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Zach Dries@ZachDries·
@SamPenkacik @asadqh You braggin and shoutin lies. I'm burying all ya lines. The priest prays, organs plays, and mourners all come to cry
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Zach Dries@ZachDries·
@asadqh @batmandible Welcome to confession cuz rhymes my obsession. Get on your knees, plead, and embrace your regression.
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Zach Dries@ZachDries·
@asadqh @batmandible There aint a crown small enough to fit on that dome. Your minds like a toddler's it needs time to grow.
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Zach Dries@ZachDries·
@asadqh @batmandible I need a better banter than crass efforts and stammers, now feel the lyrical hammer coming down.
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Zach Dries@ZachDries·
@asadqh @batmandible Your painful presentation and rhyme scheme degradation just deem your qualifications as weak .
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