Zach Langley

@krassenstein Omg 4% of Denver’s population showed up😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨

BREAKING: 34,000 people have showed up in Denver, Colorado this evening to see Bernie Sanders and AOC fight oligarchy and authoritarianism. Impressive! People are clearly angry at how things are going.

@matt_vanswol News isn’t gonna care about this much, it’s not a whole of bunch elites’ houses being burned.

🚨#BREAKING: Absolutely horrifying news out of Kentucky. At least 3 people have passed away due to flash flooding. One of the victims was a 7 year old child. Please pray for Kentucky 🙏

@PhillyInquirer Fire Marcus Hayes

Vice President Kamala Harris will hold a get-out-the-vote concert rally Monday night at the steps of the Philadelphia Museum of Art. Here’s everything we know about the rally so far👇inquirer.com/politics/elect…

@PhillyInquirer Fire Marcus Hayes

Anti-Trump voters in Pennsylvania who have struggled to decide whether to cast a protest vote against Vice President Kamala Harris over her stance on the war in Gaza have a new option: vote swapping. inquirer.com/politics/elect…

@inkstainedretch Fuck you, nobody likes you. Nobody cares about you. FUCK. YOU.

I hope these Zamundans win every contest #sexualchocolate

@inkstainedretch You’re an absolute stain. Sorry fucking excuse for a human being.

Joel Embiiid holds a pop-up press conference in which he admits Team USA didn’t need him, says I shouldn’t criticize him for not playing, & contradicts #Sixers sources who say they didn’t know he was so unfit for action when he arrived at training camp. inquirer.com/sixers/sixers-…

@inkstainedretch You’re a deplorable, worthless sack of uselessness

James Franklin channels his inner Nick Sirianni

@peta Fuck PETA, fucking zoophiles

RIP Uga 💔 We’re hoping his passing reminds @UniversityOfGA just how irresponsible it is for them to be promoting unhealthy, breathing-impaired, flat-faced breeds like English Bulldogs.