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I can’t describe in words so here’s a pic : 🇩🇪👑

I've just been informed by the Florida Department of Motor Vehicles that my license has been revoked.

POV: it's 5 am outside the Emirates and you're still celebrating Arsenal's first Premier League trophy in 22 years and from out of nowhere "the boys" show up. "The Dutch, the Dutch!." 🤣

This picture was taken 8 years ago and I didn't know it at the time but I was standing next to a PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPION. ARSENAL! ARSENAL! ARSENAL! ❤️🤍🏆 NOTE: Kai Havertz is 6'5.

🚨💥 EXCLUSIVE | Lennart Karl, nominated for the World Cup. The 18 y/o FC Bayern gem has been called up. Julian Nagelsmann has informed him. Outstanding debut season at FC Bayern with 9G/8A in the Bundesliga and Champions League. @SkySportDE 🇩🇪

Won't be needing this thing anymore because Arsenal's bottling days are over. COME ON YOU GUNNERS!!! 🔴⚪️🏆

ONE. LAST. DANCE. 🇧🇷👑🥹

"Your little brain was only thinking about going straight forward and sprinting. " - FUT Daddy I'm starting to think this was a bad idea.🤣

Luchito Diaz on stage singing La Promesa with his Bayern boys & his father by his side is EVERYTHING. Vibes at the club have never been higher. 🇨🇴🎶

Neuer is the GOATkeeper and honestly I wouldn't want anyone else in net for this World Cup but there's no way Ter Stegen doesn't hate this man. Playing behind someone so good you never even came close to starting for your national team. Brutal.

Best World Cup squad ever assembled. 🌎🏆 Change my mind:

Real Madrid is having a generational meltdown and these two Polish mad lads are pushing 40 doing Tiktoks on a bus. Genuinely inspiring. Incredible. VISCA BARCA!! 🟥🟦

🚨🇩🇪 Julian Nagelsmann’s mission is clear: bring back Germany’s World Cup DNA. After back-to-back group stage exits, Germany are moving away from being “Spain 2.0” and rediscovering the identity that once made the world fear them: discipline, mentality, resilience, intensity and collective spirit. From 1954 to 2014, Germany’s greatest teams were never just talented. They were ruthless, mentally unbreakable, and built for tournament football. Now, Nagelsmann wants that aura back. — @goal

🚨💥 BREAKING | Manuel Neuer new contract - DONE DEAL ✔️ The 40 y/o legend extends until 2027. Complete agreement reached. Reduced salary - currently estimated at up to €20m gross per year. The signing is expected to take place, if possible, before the upcoming and final home match of the season against 1. FC Köln on Saturday. Bayern are preparing the announcement. @SkySportDE 🇩🇪

Listen, I don't want Spurs to get relegated. It's not the Prem without them and the NLD hits different but I'll tell you this right now: I will rejoice and have a literal party if they do go down because it'll mean this man can't hurt me anymore.

Whatever they're paying him, it's not enough. 🇪🇸🐐

A gringo reacts to the Madrid UFC Showdown Event:

I watched Bayern get knocked out of Champions League yesterday and honestly I didn't think my day could get any worse. I was wrong.

Forget the ref. That's not why we lost. We lost because PSG outclassed us in every phase of the game. They had answers for everything, we did nothing decisively. Thank God for Neuer because it should've been worse. Still proud of the boys, still LOVE this club. Congrats PSG.

@Schuuckss played horribly tbh

@ZwebackHD u cant say bayern was playing well enough to win this game

I think I just heard a ping from that refs phone in his locker and I'm pretty sure it's a notification that the wire transfer from PSG LLC just hit. I genuinely cannot believe what I am seeing right now.