@internet_posts The mother is Haaland

@internet_posts She popped out his tricep like Athena came out of Zeus' head

@internet_posts Her at 10mo

@internet_posts mitosis ahh

@internet_posts dude she’s literally the female version of him, where are the moms genes 😭 the moms genes took a day off LMAOO

@internet_posts He created her via mitosis

@internet_posts I did'nt think cloning technology was so advanced.

@internet_posts Bro reproduced asexually. The daughter is just him with better hair. Mom was just the incubator.

@internet_posts Mitosis at this point 😭✌️

@internet_posts Nah it's just him in a wig obviously

@internet_posts Decided to pull an alternate version of himself into our reality

@internet_posts He did a dead lift and she popped out

@internet_posts I'd do a lot of things for money. However, you couldn't name a price in this case. A billion dollars, nah, you can keep it.

@internet_posts Their genetics went to war

@internet_posts The mother's genes tapped out.

@internet_posts he produced her though spontaneous fission

@internet_posts No dna test needed

@internet_posts lesnar's dna came and took away her moms eggs away like:

@internet_posts He gave birth to her like a seahorse

@internet_posts Actually he experienced a severe headache, and when Hephaestus split open his head, his daughter emerged fully grown and in armor.

@internet_posts bro put on a wig to pretend as his daughter like we wouldn’t notice

@internet_posts Bro gained enough muscle mass

@internet_posts you should see Sable fr, she was a beast too.

@internet_posts How he gave birth to her.

@internet_posts in INdia we Say बिल्कुल अपने बाप पर गयी है

@internet_posts Like how Athena came forth from Zeus

@internet_posts Pure warrior mitosis. Mom's genes didnt even try.

@internet_posts It’s giving Battle Beast core

@internet_posts “The seed is strong.” - Jon Arryn

@internet_posts Brock's genes gave an F-5 to her mother's genes 😅

@internet_posts Somatic embryogenesis

@internet_posts For real no mother involved😏

@internet_posts That's a dude

@internet_posts podała się do ojca

@internet_posts Is Haaland his son ?