kris 🍄❤️

I'm old enough to give advice to my current self.

@pablo336lbs Probably. Next time.

@1000mindsofkris Feels like I could’ve gave him some pats. He didn’t even try to run away.

Twitter fighting is silly you're a bunch of strangers act like it

@ChrisVworld2 Happy birthday 🌷

Today I turn 51… I got myself some tulips 🌷

i just changed a fat baby & sometimes life is good

To heal suggests that I am wounded and that is your projection onto me.

Snakes 🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍

I have no gift for clear or elegant expression. I've read a lot of good writing so can sometimes mimic it, given enough time and motivation

@Fredzipfel Define good. Just kidding.

@1000mindsofkris Looking good is also a good reason

The only reason you should want abs is to be stronger to do things for longer.

@membersince2011 This whole thing is broken.

@1000mindsofkris And mine was from 17 hours ago

There were two tweets on my For You feed and you wrote one of them. I wrote the other. This is 2026 twitter.

I’m not horny anymore everyone calm down.

Socks of the day..

Send me your pills I must grow stronger

Live tweeting laundry day.

Proving something is not AI by using AI.

The cost of reading and music is thinking that some of your shower thoughts are original.

I know what happens next, I read Z for Zachariah that time in primary school.