Beck’s Bellend Bonanza 🫎

“You fucking idiot bitch” me to the video game character that I’m in full control of

"a drag path" but its cassandra becoming the nightmare king again to protect her wife from the rage that other people wish to use her for

shauna + until dawn character screen

there was one (1) person surprised when taivan kissed at doomcoming and that person was mari ibarra. worst kept secret on the team 🙂‍↔️

so there’s this tv show called yellowjackets

Growing the game by texting this tweet to every lesbian I know

Sarah munching her bag of chips and Carla winking to her wife 10/10

She may no longer be that black haired, hoop wearing bitch who will scrap you on the cobbles but she will still fuck you up if you look sideways or speak poorly to her wife. #swarla

I think if the victoire win the cup today the sheer quantity of lesbian sex happening across Canada tonight will be astronomical

They’re training for when the yellowjackets refuse to go back on a plane so rescue team has to improvise

What if the gunner channel played among us

why is the uk’s rain so brutal today? i’ve just been fucking sandblasted by the cumulonimbus piss. battered me black & blue it has. christ

i think about this photo a lot

@figanthecigfigs Happy birthday dude!

Ballon day or whatever but one more year till there’s a fall out joy song for my age be prepared to be sick of me

I absolutely LOVE in fic summaries where people share a quote from the fic and then go OR: idk why it just scratches an itch in my brain

My dad is dead. And everything is worse now.

Lae'zel getting in the zaith'isk at the creche

Arresting the neighbours at lunch then having a pint with them at tea time

karlach throwing me over her shoulder to carry me to safety except she miscalculates and literally throws me over her shoulder and i land on my head and die