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the odds of surviving a whole day in this country no reach 1.2

@TheDamiForeign Shey if i lock in, i go fit afford am?

Omo! Skitmaker, Gilmore just bought a Lamborghini worth 750 million naira😳😩

@marjidofficial wrap it up king, we moved on from that

An ordinary makeup artist asked me out today. God, why me every time? Last week it was a nail technician. Please I can’t settle for less. Know your worth kings….

you wont believe who made this designs

@EmilyRose120203 @dancfc_1 There’s a reason why they are called united states

The United states were colonised by who? No one is getting this😁

@Mrbankstips @gyinayiebra April will be be my best year yet

April will be our best month yet No losses in April

@john322226 a year is diabolical

Wow! I just found out today that you can buy a car in Lekki and pay only 30% upfront and spread the rest payment for a year😳😳

@hvbeacon Duke really fell off no one is scared of them

UConn erased a 19-point deficit and stunned top-seeded Duke with freshman Braylon Mullins’ miraculous three-pointer at the buzzer, securing a 73-72 victory and advancing to the Final Four. nypost.com/2026/03/29/spo…

do you still want to invest in poultry?

@theberneese Everyone knows there’s only one good player there

PRAY FOR GERMANY

He still buys two tickets every Friday. 🎟️🎟️ One for him, and one for the seat next to him. He sits through the entire movie in silence, holding a bag of popcorn he never eats. When the credits roll, he whispers, “I think you would’ve liked the ending of this one,” and leaves the second stub on the armrest. He’s been doing it for five years. The theater staff stopped asking him to move a long time ago.

@john322226 you have a point, but it might eclipse at some point

Just incase you don’t know, X will increase their payouts in few years time. They are making more money as long as more premium users are signing up and just like every billionaire business, they will introduce more strict restrictions and increase the pay.

@john322226 God is good

God is Good 👍

@Dan_baba04 thor

name a character capable of doing this

If I post “who did this rubbish” for the rest of this year and them quote am with tears of say I Dey turn the app to Facebook, I go buy my mama her first phone this year.

@john322226 you have hacked the algorithm

Who did this rubbish collect 280,000 views bcos of their quotes crying. I mean organic blue tick views and you say make I stop am? Delulu 😂😂😂😂😂

@DuskJohn1 Nigerian presidents

What series is this ?

Instrumentalist when the ushers are passing the offering basket

Jesus yesterday, today and forever!!