Jax

When the Baboons and Monkeys heard that the Man who used to chase them away from the maize field had died, they hysterically celebrated. The following year, there was no maize, that is when they painfully realized the dead Man was the Farmer! #Baba #KenyaMourns

The Greatest World Cup goal ever

@FanbrizioNews Messi fan who's an American citizen wrote this absurdity

🚨 ESPN has named the Top 25 athletes of the 21st century. 1. 🇦🇷 Lionel Messi 2. 🇺🇸 Michael Phelps 3. 🇺🇸 Serena Williams 4. 🇺🇸 LeBron James 5. 🇺🇸 Tom Brady 6. 🇨🇭 Roger Federer 7. 🇺🇸 Simone Biles 8. 🇺🇸 Tiger Woods 9. 🇯🇲 Usain Bolt 10. 🇺🇸 Kobe Bryant 11. 🇷🇸 Novak Djokovic 12. 🇪🇸 Rafael Nadal 13. 🇵🇹 Cristiano Ronaldo 14. 🇺🇸 Stephen Curry 15. 🇺🇸 Katie Ledecky 16. 🇺🇸 Tim Duncan 17. 🇺🇸 Shaquille O’Neal 18. 🇺🇸 Patrick Mahomes 19. 🇬🇧 Lewis Hamilton 20. 🇺🇸 Aaron Donald 21. 🇺🇸 Diana Taurasi 22. 🇨🇦 Sidney Crosby 23. 🇺🇸 Kevin Garnett 24. 🇩🇴 Albert Pujols 25. 🇺🇸 Floyd Mayweather

Guys, I was being a gentleman... but some Arsenal fans are getting too comfortable You finally won the war after 22 years of banter 😂🏆 Now let's start another 50 years of banter about the Big Ears Cup #ilovethisgame #arsenal #banter

@pinitreply You prefer wasting my time

I seriously thought it was magic

@cosmochoy Because you greeted wantam or?

The Incoming MP for Embakasi East. Will you vote for me?

@DeadlineDayLive 50m or they walk

🚨 Marcus Rashford is attracting serious interest from Newcastle, who are considering a move if Barcelona fail to activate their £26M buy option. 👀 The Magpies are exploring attacking reinforcements following Anthony Gordon's departure and view Rashford as a potential marquee signing this summer. Barcelona remain his preferred destination, but uncertainty over a permanent deal has opened the door to Premier League interest. (Source: iNews)

Viva polygamy

@silasjakakimba Umeanguka tiyari

SUBA NORTH 2027.

Which side will you be backing at the World Cup?

@TeyaKevin Portugal

You used the wrong example. Oliech hakuwa anapenda upuzi

Dusk arrival into Nairobi Wilson with live ATC chatter.

EXCLUSIVE Harambee Stars players have rejected the hotel booked for them in Pretoria, South Africa, describing the accommodation as substandard and unfit for a national team. The squad arrived in South Africa ahead of their upcoming fixture against Lesotho, but controversy has already emerged before the team has even settled into camp. "Bro tumekuwa booked kwa lodging"

In Gatundu, daughter of Mumbi has found herself in a very sticky situation after getting firmly lodged in a mud pit while tending to her nduma farm. Several local men whose daily diet consists primarily of cheap ethanol and waru, rushed to the scene as first responders. Unfortunately, their rescue mission ended in spectacular failure after their bodies declined to cooperate with their ambitions. Witnesses say every attempt to pull Mama Njoro out only resulted in the rescuers losing slippers, dignity, and the little balance they had left. Frustrated villagers are now appealing to the Kiambu County Government to dispatch an excavator immediately. If help does not arrive soon, Mama Njoro may be forced to spend the night in the mud and could wake up tomorrow as Gatundu's first officially recognized human mudfish. The rescue efforts have been temporarily suspended as the rescue team has gone to recharge at the nearest Kanamba speciioo refilling station,,, Ni mbaya! Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

A woman leaving you because of struggles is understandable. There’s no glory in suffering together. But trying to win that same woman back after you become financially stable is something I’ll never understand.

Coach CFC Janty 🧠💭

@CFC_Janty @FlowWithCeezhed Match fixing

@FlowWithCeezhed We won 6-2

@WelBeast The result

Goodbye Budapest. See you all in Madrid next year. Up the Arsenal.

@LyricalDoctor6 You're the government after all.

I paid my daughter kshs200 for washing dishes but now that she's sleeping I just stole it. She has to learn early that crime rate is high in this country

Thank you for congratulating me, albeit after expelling me in Senior One. Hahaha!! K.O