Alicia Stewart

Just waiting for Angel Reese to start saying she’s the best model on the Victoria’s Secret runway now….

Me: The new sink is in the trunk so we can get that in sometime this week. Husband: Oh yeah? OK 👍🏻 Husband (2 days later): What’s that big box in the back of your trunk? Me:….. Husband:….. Me: Really? #SMH

The fact that #YMCA will not allow you to do swim lessons unless you’re a member (which is $40 a month), and then still charges you $85 for the actual swim lessons is ridiculous. I am not paying for a membership that I will only use for my child’s swim lessons for 8 weeks. 😒

People with friends who can afford to go on vacation every year…..how are you? #ImWithYou

It’s amazing that I will be in bed for at least an hour, reading or scrolling, and the SECOND I shut my book or put my phone away to go to sleep, my husband will start snoring to break the sound barrier. #SendHelp #MarriedLife

Hey, @jonesroadbeauty , people are pronouncing “jojoba” incorrectly on your ads. Are you aware of this but just don’t care because “all press is good press”?

More entertained by the girls flag football commercial than by the halftime show. Sorry 🤷🏻‍♀️ #SuperBowl

Ohhh, I see what we’re paying for with this new rate increase this year, #YouTubeTV. It’s you sponsoring #SuperBowlLIX 😒

Husband, why do you wait until I come to bed to start snoring? #MarriedLife #Snorchestra

If anyone has a dupe for Victoria Beckham’s Reverie perfume so I don’t have to spend $200 for a full bottom that’d be great 👌🏻 #Reverie

No one wants to buy anything you’re selling, #DianaTaurasi, you’ve shown your true colors playing against #CaitlinClark. #GrowUp #BeAWoman

Would love to see the subscription numbers in 2025 😂 This is just ridiculous 🤬#YouTubeTV #SeeYa

People have pieced together that shows like The Bachelorette, The Bachelor, and whatever this one is now for older people, are just people pimping themselves out, right? It’s an escort service that people watch. #AmIWrong

I’ve got a 6 year old using me as a pillow and my husband’s snores could break sound barriers. Calgon, take me the F away. #myheadhurts #momlife

If you're upset about Dave Grohl, I want you to find comfort in the knowledge that we still have Keanu. For now.

@ThePich802 @WWE 😂😂I can’t deal with how fake this is

@WWE Boooo.... who is this feud for? Anyone enjoying this still?!?!? These guys have been feuding for almost a year and no one asked for anymore than what we've already seen. Let them move on!!!

The bracelet is DESTROYED and this is NOT over! #WWERaw

Bring back #Mindhunter for season 3, David Fincher! And maybe 4 & 5 😁 Pretty please.

@POTM_H2O Impossible

Name something better than a snickers ice cream bar…

Um, Disney…there’s some continuity issues with #descendantstheriseofred re: Red’s accent that even children are noticing. What’s the backstory? 😆