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Finding a Zojirushi rice cooker for $11 is like finding a Rolex in a bargain bin wtf

Jax, look, i know we don't get along, but i think we can work together and resoooooolve this issue in a way that benefits us both

Not only was Uruka chosen to be lust, she ASKED for it. Thank you Lia for this vital lore drop Lewd bear is never beating the allegations🤣

I went to In-N-Out and ordered a cheeseburger. The cashier, a calm young woman named Destiny, asked me a question I did not expect. "You want that Animal Style?" I paused. I did not know what this meant. But a samurai does not admit he does not know. So I answered with weight. "...Animal Style." "Cool. So that's mustard-grilled, extra spread, grilled onions, pickles. Yeah?" I understood now. This was a sacred permission. For one meal, I was being told to put down my manners at the door. To eat the way a beast eats, without shame. I had waited my whole life for someone to give me this order. "Yes," I said. "I will become the animal." Destiny did not blink. "...Okay. You want your fries Animal Style too?" I stopped. Even the potatoes? "The potatoes also become animals?" "I mean, they get cheese and sauce and grilled onions, so..." "Then yes. Let the potatoes abandon their restraint as well." "...Got it." She was the calmest woman I have ever met. "3x3, 4x4, or just the one?" I did not know these numbers, but I knew a challenge when I heard one. "How many must I face?" "It's, like, how many patties you want." "How many is the most honorable?" "...Four is a lot." "Then four. A warrior does not ask for fewer." She wrote it down without argument. A 4x4, Animal Style, with animal fries. She warned me once, kindly. "That's gonna be huge." I told her I was counting on it. It arrived. It was a tower. Cheese and sauce ran down my hands the moment I lifted it. There was no clean way to eat it. There was no dignified way. That was the entire point. I ate it like a beast. Both hands, no honor, grilled onion on my chin, and I have to be honest with you, it was the best thing I have ever put in my mouth. For thirty years I have kept my manners at every table in the world. They handed me a burger and told me to be an animal, and I have never felt so free. So tell me, America. The whole country knows the secret menu. What else are you hiding in plain sight? And "Animal Style." Was I eating the animal, or finally becoming one?

> Throw as many contaminants into the reflecting pool as possible to own Trump > Government workers have to use more cleaning products than normal to clean the shit people are throwing into the reflecting pool > This causes wildlife to die in the pool > Blame the government Edit > Turns out the cleaning products are safe > The wildlife is being killed by the pollutants people are throwing into the Reflecting Pool > Blame the government anyway

ROKU NANA~ #supicture

the ADL hid my reply can you believe this how could they be so mean to The Birthday Girl

Happy Birthday to this fuckin' RAT of an oshi 🎉🎉🎉 Literally watch her videos every single day.

I dont even watch this but this gonna back fire some how Chibi life is a bundle of extreme badluck, every attack on him leak the bad luck on yourself If you love peace, donate to chibi so he can travel to Palestine

Every once in a while someone will post this edit, earn a ton of impressions, and subsequently makes people interested in both anime and warships. I should make another.

Nightmare fuel for all gym goers… 😂😂😂

So Twitter has replaced their GIF system with Giphy's, which unfortunately removes a lot of the gifs from the search especially concerning a metric ton of indie VTubers. To that I say, no thank you, lifted my middle finger, and developed a script that anybody can use to just get it back. Damn you, give me all my chuuba GIFs back.

Pipipipiiiii! It's time for a summer break at last!~ I wanted to do something featuring Pippa but also in a new outfit, so I figured why not put her into something appropriate for the summer? I felt it fit her pretty well so here's Pipkin Pippa!~ 🔌🐰 #MMOARTPG

kiss you kiss you kiss you again

Jax: "....I-I'm scared" Giga-Pomni: "At least you died on your feet, like a man"

Bulletstorm (2011) This game was so underrated

Tribute to SmugAlana's Big Day ft. Alt Alanas from across the Smugverse & The BIGGEST Arch!😋🍔 Happy Birthday Alana! LIVE IT UPP 🥳❄️🔥 #SmugAlanArt

@PippyM_ Men just want some Piphonkers 🤣 @/hirota_2 on skeb is artist

somethin somethin bad to the bone