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New York City listen to me right now if you're near a convenience store right now, any type of 24-hour store, go into the store right now and put your hand in the cash register for no reason. Their money is your money as of right now

when you cool with everybody

Girl with a vape at the party: wow everyone here is so nice :)

a family can be a woman and her shoes

how it feels smoking a bowl

Mordecai and rigby are 23 at the start of regular show I’m 22

eat dis and a nigga gon be able to fly around w his fart like jetpack joyride

Yonkers is the perfect name for a city immediately outside of NYC

😭😭😭😭😭 you cannot take TikTok from my hands bro

My family found out I smoke

When they used to send fresh college graduates to the Colombian rainforest to interview cocaine traffickers >

Yo you can straight up wear anything in Brooklyn

killing myself because orchard st exists

I don’t like participating in this kind of New York City weather, everybody so fake. You skipped my dog’s gender reveal in November but now that it’s 82° you wanna get cocktails? Girl anyway

@youutripmeup @ILUVGUWOP me since you got promoted

why oomf got their bosses location 😭😭

yo i js met a 3 month old guy. i can’t stop laughing this nigga missed everything 😭✌🏾

guy who currently has one preroll and wants to fuck you: you can come over and we can smoke a preroll and hang out

Just seen a Chinese girl with a stripper ass, flushing NY is nuts