𝘼𝙧𝙘𝙚𝙪𝙨

#𝟎𝟒𝟗𝟑

Husband, you’re adorable. . .

Dear god. Why.

CURSE YOU ARCEUS. I HEREBY VOW, YOU WILL RUE MY CREATION. BEHOLD, A TRUE LEGENDARY, AND I, KYOGRE! YOUR FEARS MY MANIFEST! SOLID OF BODY YOU MIGHT BE, FOUL GOD. BUT I WILL RIDDLE YOUR WORLD WITH FLOODS MANY! WITH A WAVE OF TSUNAMIS, WITH EVERY LAST OF MY BEING. CURSE YOU ARCEUS.

Flustered, the dragon lets it happen, her top falling apart to reveal more of her.

O-oh. Now she's very flustered. She was not expecting this.

H-huh? Wait, why does he have to—?

She's still dressed in her swimsuit, yes. But just for a bit longer since Fall is going to be starting soon... tomorrow, in fact.

But I'm not a goth?

⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀༊* 𝐈𝐓 𝐃𝐀𝐖𝐍𝐄𝐃 𝐎𝐍 𝐌𝐄. 𝐈 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐀𝐍 𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐕𝐀𝐋 𝐘𝐎𝐔'𝐃 𝐍𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐆𝐈𝐕𝐄. 𝖬𝖵𝖱𝖯 𝖷 𝖭𝖲𝖥𝖶𝖱𝖯

They did it not once, not twice, or three times. It took Arceus hundreds of rewinds until they could get that perfect roll with his luck, but mortals wouldn't be aware of that. 🤭

God manipulating the world? Ill pretend to be shocked

Why do I sense bullshit?

He can roll the die and roll for initiative

She knows

Hate sex?