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“My bid is 96.” “I’m seeing 97.25 on screen.” “Then sell it to your screen.”

@bennpeifert More GVV please!

So many of you are lovely and bought Emperor's Twin and Lessons in Birdwatching, it makes me very happy and in a great mood, pitch me a thread or explainer video you want me to do and I'll get to it this weekend 🖤 see you in NYC tomorrow for the Simplify conference at NYSE

@bennpeifert More GVV please!

Might have time for a short thread or video tonight if any of you have a compelling topic you want

The worst part of bull markets is the rise of inexperienced people educating other inexperienced people. The worst part of bear markets is that doom and gloomers finally feel vindicated even though they are wrong 90% of the time.

@bennpeifert Inter dealer broker explanation

okay you guys liked the otc execution video explainer. what else u want, send topics, will be bored on plane tonight

people under appreciate how much equities move around just purely randomly with no connection to headlines, narratives, economy, psychology or whatever other futile activity market commentators do.

America is learning the lesson that CEOs learned a long time ago Never hire Cantor Fitzgerald as your advisor over Goldman Sachs or Evercore

This

Downgrading from a bunch of Goldman guys in the admin to Cantor Fitzgerald was a major and obvious red flag in hindsight

Assorted observations from the weekend: 1. Cramer has tweeted about Black Monday 10 times 2. Suicide hotline pinned to Stocks subreddit 3. 7 Republicans now support Trade Review Act 4. Timeline is so bearish people are convincing themselves to be bullish 5. The only people left defending tariffs are the dumbest people you know 6. One man caused this, and he can change his mind at any second. Anyone who claims to know what happens next is a liar 7. Even (especially?) if tariff policy changes, Trump broke a lot of stuff that cannot be put back together

Me after buying the dip for the 17th time this week

*SCOTT BESSENT: “The equity market selloff is a Mag7 problem, not a MAGA problem” Insanely hard quote.

Expect Capex to Boost in Coming Years $MSFT

“So the market makers control the market?” “Yes Joe. They set the prices - calls, puts, futures - you name it, they price it. Wait until you hear about skew…” “Skew? Whats that?” “Joe, they’re pricing the puts higher than calls. It’s unfair, Joe, it’s rigged against you.”

🐔 Meanwhile, at the Central Bank’s next crisis meeting….

Tim Walz Imposed 95 Percent Tax on Zyn in Minnesota thenationalpulse.com/2024/08/09/kam…

Happy America day everyone! 🇺🇸🎆🦅

Trump just released this as a response to the debate. BRUTAL.

moderator: moving on, what would you do on school choice? trump: getting back to the grinch thing, we are gonna fly a drone down his little mountain chimney. there’s nowhere on earth he can hide

moderator: what are your views on the economy? joe biden: i. well i uh. [nose starts bleeding] hmm. donald trump: we’re gonna find and kill the grinch. mark my words. we are gonna use the big guns. it’s gonna be something folks