John Cenataur

Hustle Loyalty #Smokefleet

@BladeoftheS Nitpick: Cyntoia Brown had her sentence commuted and was released from prison in 2019. She's now an author, speaker, and runs a non-profit.

@KimKatieUSA Tell us you don't know shit about the Odyssey without saying you don't know shit about the Odyssey.

Can anyone explain to me how a scrawny little female is going to come anywhere near replicating this?

@TheCinesthetic Kevin Sorbo Meet the Spartans 2008 Bitch Slap 2009 Pool Boy: Drowning Out the Fury 2010 Sorority Party Massacre 2011 Storm Rider 2012 Haven't seen any of these? Neither have I, f*ck Kevin Sorbo.

@dobermankahn @harryjsisson

@ASmokeFleeter @harryjsisson

MAGA is furious that President Obama met with Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney. This is what real leadership looks like and they’re furious over it. Stay mad!

@chevrolettomcru Only Xenu can get our car out of the garage, since it no longer has a door. 😉

We are Smokefleet. We do not forgive. We do not forget. #smokefleet

@Gap422 @tcm We'll stop lecturing you when you actually fkn learn, Cathy.

@tcm Run it with the Robert Osborne introduction and please do the movie world a favor and not lecture us about the evils of the antebellum South. You’ll ruin it as usual with the new lecture added.

Ted Turner's favorite movie was GONE WITH THE WIND ('39). He loved the movie so much that he bought the entire catalogue of movies from MGM Studios and pre-1948 Warner Bros. so he could air and preserve them. We honor our founder by airing the film tomorrow night at 8pm ET.

@yogeshtwet How to say you're a pedo without saying you're a pedo.

From hottie with a body to FRIDGE CITY! 🤢

You're welcome

Brilliant, hilarious video by @arikuschnir, showing support services for remorseful MAGA who want to repent for their stupid decisions. What do you think? Should this be a thing? Don't we need them to leave the cult and rejoin society?

This thread won't be for the faint of heart. Go to BlueSky if you want puppies and rainbows

FBI Director Kash Patel says he has obtained PROOF that the 2020 election was STOLEN from Trump. This is the EXACT same thing Susie Wiles just said. We are actually going to find out that Trump really won. Mind-blowing.

@EricLDaugh And you morons believe him.

🚨 AWESOME! President Trump just showed off what the UFC fight on the White House lawn is going to look like on June 14, to celebrate America250 Bad*ss and historic 🔥

@RealDeanCain "Remember when I was on something people actually watched? It was 30 years ago!"

Truth, Justice, and the American Way. 🇺🇸

@20gimsack You have to do AI, because nobody has ever seen Trump read a book.

Ich hab schon viel Schwachsinn gesehen aber dieser hier ha den Vogel abgeschossen. Bitte schaltet das Internet ab.

@DougWahl1 I have never given a flying fuck about Hunter Biden. And Bill Maher has always been a creepy hack.

I AM SICK OF PEOPLE ATTACKING HUNTER BIDEN! On his program last night Bill Maher went after Hunter. "There are now 1,800 ships awaiting passage through the Straight of Hormuz. The last person who needed that many escorts was Hunter Biden." Bill is such an ass! Your Thoughts?

@Liathetrader This has to be satire.

Groceries for 2 people. Will last us maybe 5 days. I don’t know how people do it. This country is becoming unbearably expensive. 2k monthly groceries Not counting if you want to go to a restaurant once a week, add another 1k.

@dobermankahn @harryjsisson

@harryjsisson Yeah, Obama's not President and we're supposed to be jealous? Going crazy? Mad? Upset? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 NAW🤡

"Good!" #SmokeFleet

@JamesTate121 That's a fkn Sontaran.

Weeble wobble is trying to troll vegans.

I am making my son pay for eveything

I am down here at H-Mart in Mesa on a Mother's Day trip, you all be good ❤️