Adam

@RasiakDcfc @secondtierpod @DMGoodman1989 🥺

@secondtierpod @DMGoodman1989 @AdamMerrett

Stat to highlight how much of a smash and grab Derby's win over West Brom at the weekend was... Derby had 9 touches in the West Brom penalty area, five of which came from Andi Weimann with his goal 🤯

@ade_oladipo1 @SteveMelton21

WHAT IN THE HELL HAVE I JUST WATCHED

@Greglark4Lark @SteveMelton21

South Park episode 2.

@An0th3rDud3 @SteveMelton21

@RasiakDcfc @WBA @dcfcofficial Lovely bit of sentiment there, but will be truly devastated if you beat us yet again on that day 😂

@WBA @dcfcofficial @AdamMerrett annual 3 points at the Hawthorns

𝐇𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝. 💙🤍 We'll host our first ever Hawthorns opponents, @dcfcofficial, when we celebrate the 125th anniversary of our home on Saturday, September 13. 🏡 Get more information here! 👇

Rest of the world right now:

Opens twitter...

@callummck18 “That just sounds like slavery, with extra steps!”

There’s a whole Rick and Morty episode based around this

@AV_RyanLucas @RasiakDcfc

These Gary Barlows son memes 😩😩😩😩😩

Gary Barlow standing in front of his son's new cardigan...

Gary Barlow - 'What is the crime? Having a son? A massive giant son?!'

“And then Trump won for a second time, but all the while the UK had learned that Gary Barlow’s son was massive, which then became a national priority.”

It is also time to bin the trickle down economic theory…

Whoever put this filter on the clowns videos take a bow…. Brilliant 🤣

Everton fans today

Thames Water has asked regulators to let it raise customer bills by £228 a year, showing they're  capable of taking the piss, just not out of our water

disposable income

From St Austell in Cornwall to the Thames Estuary by my reckoning there are currently 87 different locations where sewage is being dumped on beaches and into the sea. So how's you're bank holiday weekend going?

“England’s best run football club in Fair Game Index, you’ll never sing that.”