Alex 💖🧩😵‍💫

Look at you, cum slowly leaking from your cage as you kill all those worthless braincells. You keep trying to convince yourself that you can quit whenever you want, but recently it's getting harder and harder to resist. There's nothing wrong with being a limp loser ❤️

Spending another Saturday night pumping your brain's out while ignoring your friend's texts? I'm not surprised, why risk going outside when you can rot in bed all day staring at pretty porn. You don't need a life when you have everything you need right here 🥰

@SluttyHoney44 hehe Good! I didn't wanna be a dumb weirdo or anything. Just gonna keep pressing my worthless clitty into the mattress so I don't have to worry about scary irl sex 🧩💖💖🥰

@AlexFemboyGoons Not only is it normal it's preferred:3

I'm at the point in my life where I've completely accepted that my dumb aspie brain can't be in a normal relationship. Like is it normal to prefer staring at ponuts while I permanently make my tiny dick limp with prone masturbation? I don't want the chance of ever having sex.

@qgerardzel E-girls are another one of my silly twiggers! I love imaging what they'd think about a pathetic failure like me <3

@AlexFemboyGoons Vivan los dumb aspies, more brainrot porn 🥵🙏💦

@unknownpumpette NGHH YESGH MOMMY! THINKING IS WRONG <3

@goonplapper 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

@AlexFemboyGoons ofc dumb chud loser f@g :33

I think it's about time I started posting pics and vids of myself so guys can see how pathetic and depraved I've become! Losers like me should be put on display for the whole app to laugh at <3

@goonplapper As long as you promise to be extra mean <3

@AlexFemboyGoons plsplsplsplsplsplssplsssss

I’M A PATHETIC LITTLE FIST FUCKER WHO CAN’T SATISFY ANYONE WITH MY LITTLE COCK. I BEG RANDOM PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET TO HUMILIATE AND CONTROL ME CAUSE PORN HAS COMPLETELY LOBOTOMIZED ME. PLEASE HELP MAKE ME WORSE. I DON'T WANT TO EVER GO BACK TO BEING NORMAL.

@Sharkt1ts NGHHH YES PWEASE!!!

@AlexFemboyGoons ugh ur adorable come sniff my hole

NGHHH I WANNA BE SMOTHERED IN BRIGHT TOON HOLES SO BADWY!!! I'M A SEXUALLY BROKEN LOSER WHO PRETENDS HIS POPPERS AND WEED PEN ARE A CARTOON ASSHOLE! I'LL NEVER DESERVE REAL SEX! I NEED TOONIES TO MAKE MY TINY LOSER COCK SEMI HARD! I NEED TO GET EVEN WORSE FOR PORNIES!!!

@Luna_G00nette @WolfTheYote It’s totally normal and adorable!!!

@ForeskinPumper Getting forced to dumb myself down for pornies is my fav!!! ❤️🥺🧩

Stoner gooners are so silly and cool and chill man it's so much fun enabling them and telling them to do weedies like on command they love it so much✨✨🧩⭐💕

@ungabungaboner @pornpumppup THANK YOU DADDY!!!

Dad is sorry I gave you my autism my boy, I found some porn to help you cope:

@WolfTheYote @smush_tush What’re you talking about silly? Isn’t that what everyone does?

@goonponies @diaper_sexual Omg it’s like this was made for me :3

How did i know? Pinkie Sense 💕 🎨Tenerius

Porn induced brain damage is totally hot!

@sobagoonz NGHHHH THEY’RE SO HOT I’M SO HAPPY I DESTROYED MY SEXUALITY 😍💕🧩🥺

@goontard_marmar Hehe that would be perfect! We could spend everyday enabling each other :3

@AlexFemboyGoons Yeshhhh, only wish I could like, have an apartment with other gooners like you (or just u yk bc nnngfhfhhfhfhchbsgd) to live with n stay addicted withhh~!!

I CAN'T CONTROL MY PORN URGES ANYMORE! THE WHOLE TIME I'M WAITING IN LINE I'M SCROLLING GOON TWITTER LIKE A BRAINDEAD LOSER. NOW THAT I'M HOME IT'S TIME TO PUT ON MY VR HEADSET AND DRUG MYSELF WHILE I OBEY EVERYTHING YOU GUYS TELL ME TO DO. KEEP ENABLING MY LOSER LIFESTYLE.