King 🇿🇼 𝑴att👨🏿‍🦰💻

Have you ever met this a bunch of grown-up adults who argue that a bus travelling at 180km/h is FASTER than a small car at 180km/hr.... ....Wa tha fah, same speed same time bruh

Mapurisa emazwano ato soft, back then wairoverwa mbama kurembedza brugwa, ma 90s babies akarerwa nema bhinya haa🥲👍🏾

@BlessingStylz More like slang, but I donno where it was derived from

Is “stereki” a Shona word? Where does it even come from.

Usina hako chawavatadzira vanhu vanongovenga

@dyanieric @Ms_Logical One mistake and you're hurt 😂😂

@Ms_Logical It's the level of concentration for me, you don't even blink until you're done. One mistake your world is gone!!!

Shaving your balls has to be in the top 5 hardest things to do as a man

@Joyful9362 You been there,i see you

Introverts are sex addicts, and heavy masturbàtors.

@YumeKissl You are in a relationship with that fxckmate

Having a fvckmate is better than being in a relationship.💯

@takue_xyz Ndoo zvakachipa

Why is it the only gifts a girl can give to a man are: wallet, boxer shorts/ underwear, and wrist watch.

I avoid drama because I am afraid of me, not you. My temper goes from zero to prison real quick 😂

@emceezw1 Go fxck yourself

Customer: I want this one Reply as the seller ......

@emceezw1 Thank God they invented phones

Kugara wega kwakangooma soo .ukangosvika pa jabhuna na 6pm wakutonyarar kusvika mangwana makuseni....😂😂

@emceezw1 Zvatovs normal muzim, Mazoe chaiwo haumamwi ndeevana

Nhamo ikanyatso kukurova zvakanaka naka , unogon kufung kuti yoghurt ndeyeva...😂😂

Kanyaya kemanheru.This lady akaroorwa bhoo.Kwakuti rega nditore munin'ina nehanzvadzi ndigare navo A few months in mainini vakaita nhumbu kwakuramba kutaura ndeyaani, mwana abarwa kubuda aribamkuru zvavo 🤣 Siyanai nezvekutakura masiblings kuma mereji uku.tumirai mari varikumba

X has more critical thinkers than any other social media platform on earth.

Phew, Thank God it was a dream... Good morning, Have a marvelous day

@Nashienashe Unenge wagara utongori rombe kare

Hey kunwa doro hachisi chirombe

@laurenzyactor1 Then athletico said "hold my beer

@AllMat23 Vaiseka nezuro😂

Iri bhora rakaoma iri, nezuro takarara nebhutsu, its your turn now ream barca

@thatzambezichic The highest level of snitchcraft

You come to my dm asking for my help and information. Ndokubatsira. Then you come back on the tl to shade me. BLOCKED!

@vxylily I think we should ask the Americans, they should explain

If aliens exist, why haven't they visited Earth? 🤔

@_MakdShelby 😂😂😂😂 true

Married gang gang , you have to make sure your hands are visibly off to avoid explanations 😭😭