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Pernah dulu aku gunting rambut dekat kedai India.
Waktu tu ada satu barber je, dia tengah potong rambut perempuan India kat sebelah. Dia sembang rancak gila dengan barber tu.
Lepas customer perempuan tu balik, barber tanya aku, “Bro you faham Tamil tak?”
Aku cakap, “Tak, awat?”. Barber tu jawab, “Dia dari awal cakap kau handsome gila, badan sado, bau sexy, dia suruh aku mintak nombor kau”.
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If Manchester United were a serious club, we’d already be all over him holding meetings, asking whether he’ll sign a new contract with PSG or not.
Even if it means making Luis Enrique the highest paid manager in football.
Honestly, I’m just tired of how this club is run
BAMBI 🏄🏽♂️@khafid100
One can only dream 🕊️
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If you date your girl for half a decade and haven’t gotten married then she is single to me. She’s INNOCENT
LASHY BILLS@LASHYBILLS
A man went through his girlfriend of five years' phone and found out she was texting 22 different guys every day while living with him.
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@TouchlineX lol to play where ?? u guys are fcking stacked with player lol
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🚨💣 𝐄𝐗𝐂𝐋𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐕𝐄: Real Madrid have already started preparations to submit a €175M bid for Michael Olise this summer.
Florentino Pérez is determined to bring the French forward to the Bernabéu!
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When you just returned from a war and your wife aborted your child and got fat and she’s acting like the victim
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nolan: *kills numerous children and slaughters thousands*
invincible fans: Ermm redemption arc pleath!🤓👆
eve: *aborts a clump of cells*
invincible fans: She is hitler reincarnated
Novarx (the seer arc) 👁️@warrie2021
Aborts his child, because he was absent for a few months, plays the victim card.
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SHE DIDNT WANT THE BABY. WHO FUCKING CARES. SHE WAS 19. SHE DIDNT WANT TO BE A MOTHER AT 19. HOW IS THIS CONCEPT SO GODDAMN HARD FOR PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND.
Fenrir the Ice Wolf@Fenrirtheicewo1
Here's the thing... I get what they were trying to do here, but it doesn't make sense for Eve as a character in the world they live in... why would raising a child alone be a problem for her or scary? She doesn't have a job that she needs, She doesn't go to school, Her powers can literally create amazing shelter and resources (food and diapers) for her and the kid. For petesake, she used to live in a tree house mansion for months without end. And if it's about losing her free time, she could easily hire a babysitter for the days she wants for herself. I mean... if it was someone like Amber, I understand she's a normal human being she can't magic up shit to help her with a crying child that needs constant attention and care. BUT EVE IS A LITERAL GOD IN HUMAN FLESH! That kid needs a diaper change she can flip her finger, and it's done. Not to mention she'd have Debby, and in the time I guess Paul... who would be glad to help from time to time. So, it doesn't make sense, because Eve isn't a normal scared human girl without options and choices to survive on her own with a baby compared to most young woman, so message goes flat and has no weight but making her look selfish. This feels more insulting than inspiring.
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@ConfessionLocal company kuku besi , shopee hold parcel pun x seteruk ni klau bukti cukup , pling2 kena rm15 klau x da bukti .
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Aje gila satu parcel J&T tak delivery kena denda RM200.
RM200 x 19 parcel = RM3800
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Eve was afraid she MIGHT have to raise a child alone, so she murdered it without first telling the father she was pregnant.
And, INVINCIBLE apologizes: “I’m sorry I did this to you.”
“This” being leaving for a few months to fight a war to save Earth from slavery or extinction.
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@worthitorwoke shit is so ass anyway wont be surprised if anissa didnt do anything to mark and complete change marky from being mark son to some random ahh human .
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@commissionase u idiot , city has a squad depth while we not , avoiding to spend big is a big goal for the club , all that matter is we can spend the money on more important role and try to win some cup .
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Manchester City are letting Bernado and Stones leave at the end of the season but Man United just gave Maguire a new contract and will probably still keep Shaw, Dalot and Mount after this summer. And you know what's worse? There are fans genuinely supporting this nonsense.
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@meinmokhtar jantan jrg mcm ni slalu yg jenis flex2 gaji ni mmng betina
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