Tunde Alobe

@Jessicah_PK @oma22k Pele Olosho🤣🤣🤣.

@AlobeTunde @oma22k Low sperm count man spotted 😂😂😂

He said he got married at 38 and because of that he cannot kpai himself with steady sex with his wife who was demanding for every day sex. He said he has sex twice a week but his wife wants to have sex with him every day. He said that's the most he can do... twice a week. I thought men said that even when they get to their 70's, they can still have the energy and still perform like younger guys. I thought men said they old like honey while women old like milk. How come this one no dey fit knack pass twice a week? As in, he was talking with no remorse or shame. You wey go marry younger woman, no know say she go need sex every day? Come to think of it again, i thought they said a 50 years old man can marry a 20 years old girl and still satisfy her sexually. Because some ladies dey pretend to be satisfied just not to bruise una ego, una con dey think say true true, at 50, una go dey deliver well for bed. Una eye go continue to dey peel for this harsh reality wey dey show for una face so. Nansense and ingredient. -Nims Afemai

@thecableng @joashamupitan Don't let politicians push you to go against God.

Amupitan: I had conviction from God before accepting INEC appointment Joash Amupitan, chairman of the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC), says he had the conviction that God would help before he accepted his appointment to lead the electoral body. Amupitan spoke in Abuja on Wednesday at the end of tenure and appreciation service organised by the Nigerian Baptist Convention for its outgoing president, Israel Akanji, and his wife, Victoria. thecable.ng/amupitan-i-had…

@MartynsObot @thecableng @joashamupitan No. Christ Apostolic Church (CAC).

@thecableng @joashamupitan I am sure he is of the RCCG fold...

@dawisu @dosunmu_akinola The main person in the cabinet who should resign due to health reason is still there.

Ganduje resigned due to health reasons, Badaru resigned due to health reasons, Wale Edun resigned due to health reasons. Everyone is resgining due to health reasons. When will President Tinubu resign due to health reasons?

This is what we expect Nigerian media organizations to do. Carry out your own investigations. Amupitan owns the pro APC account. He has to go.

@General_Somto Nigeria Police is an organization designed to protect the powerful and oppress the weak.

“There’s No Hope For The Common Man In Nigeria. The Justice System Has Failed Us. I Thought I Was Going To Die In The Police Cell. They Denied Me Medication. Their Plan Was To Lock Me Up Until I Do Their Bidding.”~ Ms. Love Dooshima, Who Is Currently Being Sued By The CEO Of Bon Bread Because Of The Video She Made, Shares a Painful Update On What She Faced In The Hands Of The Nigerian Police And Bon Bread CEO. From Intimidation, Insults, Mockery, Oppression, Threats To Detention. 💔

@BusinessDayNg Good riddance to bad rubbish. I pray Oyo state don't make a mistake.

Adebayo Adelabu, Nigeria’s minister of power, is set to resign his position in the coming days in pursuit of his gubernatorial aspiration in Oyo State. The minister made his intention to resign known to President Bola Tinubu on Tuesday, as he presented a report on his stewardship in the power sector over the past two and a half years... Read more: businessday.ng/news/article/a…

@vanguardngrnews He is blaming opposition.

Democracy will survive, though opposition undermines its values – Tinubu vanguardngr.com/2026/04/democr…

@onu_slim It's like he suffered a lack of woman in his first life.

He married her in 5 months. She slid into his DMs and he was gone. He sent money every gig. She blocked him on Instagram because immigration checks. She got a male flatmate. He was uncomfortable but said nothing. She came back for 2 days. No kiss. He slept in the living room. He still sent N200k. She married another man in Texas. He went on a podcast and wept. 48 years old with no child or a wife. And also no spine. This is what happens when a man confuses sacrifice with love. Mayowa is not the villain here. Weakness always finds its punishment.

@ParallelFacts He has started the blame game.

Blame Your Electricity Woes On Leaders Who Gave You Terrible Privatised Sector, Not Me — Tinubu Tells Nigerians Amid Renewed Power Crisis parallelfactsnews.com/bola-tinubu-te… via @ParallelFacts

@SaharaReporters This same government defended Wale Edun's health status a few months ago when there was a health scare rumour about him.

Tinubu Presidency Confirms Wale Edun Battling Ill Health, Says He Resigned Over Health Reasons, Not Sacked | Sahara Reporters bit.ly/4vJPHTF

@MobilePunch Vote buying money. What will N17B do for over 8000 wards in today's economy?

𝗝𝗨𝗦𝗧 𝗜𝗡: 𝗧𝗶𝗻𝘂𝗯𝘂 𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗿𝗼𝘃𝗲𝘀 ₦17𝗯𝗻 𝗴𝗿𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗿𝗼𝗼𝘁𝘀 𝗱𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗹𝗼𝗽𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗳𝘂𝗻𝗱 𝗳𝗼𝗿 8,804 𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗱𝘀 𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝗠𝗼𝗿𝗲: punchng.com/just-in-tinubu…

@Chi_lady_89 When a woman has tasted many men of different sizes, she can't be satisfied.

She claims Roby wasn't satisfying her in bed. He wasn't satisfying her in bed because she couldn't be satisfied. She has slept with other men before her husband so she won't be able to sexually bond. A hoe can't be satisfied in bed but a virgin can. Marry a virgin and be free.

@SaharaReporters He should seek forgiveness from Jonathan and God. If Jonathan had done half of what he is doing to opposition today, there wouldn't have been APC talk less of them producing a president.

Tinubu Holds Closed-Door MeetIng With Jonathan In Abuja Amid 2027 Political Speculations | Sahara Reporters bit.ly/48ipbqz

@abdullahayofel Most people will start abusing you for this post but that is likely to be the final judgement. The judiciary has already been captured.

BREAKING: Following the Supreme Court’s final ruling, reports indicate that Nafiu Gombe is the authentic Chairman of the ADC

@BolanleCole She don dey show him shege since.

Roby and Mayowa Pre-wedding picture😀😀😀

@channelstv Hmmmm! Supreme Court reserves judgement. Between this time and when the judgement is finally delivered that's when the devil is at work.

Party Crisis: Supreme Court Reserves Judgment In ADC Leadership Tussle channelstv.com/2026/04/22/par…

@yabaleftonline Make he dey attend Geh Geh school o.

“It won't happen again. I will not be stüpid in love again.” — Roby Ekpo

@khanofkhans11_ She don chop ex's money step up.

I’ll hate to be in this situation. Using me to pepper your ex I’ll just fall down and die 😭😭😭