WWE Performance Center Janitor (Tentative)

When I watch AAA in 2026, I’m watching what I was promised NXT UK would be.

@Floridagirl0850 I always assumed it’s just another goofy Texan Pride thing that we just politely agree is great so they stop talking about it.

I can't relate to people who lose their shit over Buc-ee's. It's a store with gas pumps and clean bathrooms. Calm down.

I made it to Easter before I got sick of hearing about ABS in Baseball this year. I think that’s good!

@themaggiesh The scary answer is TKO thinks Roman is the celebrity in that feud….

Why didn’t TKO force a celebrity into the Roman vs Punk feud?

@RJTZ @CarterNixon Whenever I see these doofus Influencers with made up names, I think of Cedric the Entertainer: “I’m not calling another grown man ‘Delicious’ “

@CarterNixon Normal humans don't have any fucking idea who any of them are.

My “for you” feed was full of people upset that Jenna Ortega is dating a Nazi so I google him. It’s some dude I’ve vaguely heard of but somehow all the kids have detailed intimate knowledge of all his political leanings and points of view

@lilyachty Can you get into the celebrity wing of the WWE Hall of Fame by being real as fuck? Bc Yacht just went first ballot.

i understand yall upset but don’t try and step on my fucking moment, i’m at the tv screen every monday and friday religiously. i’ve been to more ple’s than most. i probably know more history than most of yall. who’s to say i don’t deserve to be apart of something i love so dearly?

We kinda lowkey bullied TKO into giving us NXT PLEs and AAA in the US for free.

A few AAA gimmicks I pitched for myself: • Latin Gooner • Mini Otis • El Hijo de Gary • Pueblo the Torta-Smasher

@ryan16712 Notice? Some of them still owe me gas money….

Have y'all ever been noticed by a wrestler?

@SexyyRed314_ Fuckin do it. Every other celebrity doing a lil wrestling this month.

I wana RKO somebody

I hope Taker books the AAA Trios division so well a trios match ends up on a WWE PLE

@Murphs56 And JBL can’t wait to break Graves on mic with some obscure adventure he had with Mil Masceras in the 90s 😂

AAA is such a weird WWE booked product because they mostly just put on a random banger or two for an hour and say see you next week!

I believe when Shawn Michaels stands on stage with SexyRedd he sees two HBKs…

@SolRucaWWE “I thought they were roommates” 🤔

Mood after beating my ex 🥲

@TonyDangeloWWE @WWENXT You see Mr. D’Angelo, Tricky Lemonpeppas told us about your win mere hours ago…

Grand Slam Champ NXT GOAT TONY D’ANGELO

@jacyjaynewwe She’s talking about making Sheamus puke.

Proud..but most importantly grateful🖤

@MafiosaRossi I just want credit for predicting you in a future NXT Women’s Title Match right now

Those ladies went hardddd 👀🔥🔥 #StandAndDeliver

@wrestletaleszay @LoganPaul I’m telling my kids this was LP’s burner account. Dude, the Paulveriser is the best new move of the decade. Tell Mike I said “wuzzup”

🚨 Logan Paul changed the game for WWE as much as The Bloodline Saga did imo and he doesn't get enough credits. He brought cultural legitimacy to WWE. Brought in KSI, IShowSpeed, drove millions of eyeballs to the product. And he takes it seriously and doing this full time. He belongs in wrestling. Enough said.

@GianmarcoSoresi It’d be funny to buy all these “famous nfts” for Pennies, turn them into an art exhibit of the perils of excess…and then sell that exhibit BACK to the celebrities as an investment again…

That’s still too much

@AwestruckVox But Twitter was trying to say Gen Z comedy doesn’t hit

give it 10 minutes and it becomes a damn regular show episode, it rules 😂😂😂😂😂