PI Corvin Helms

"I don't know. Every day the case log feels like it grows more and more. But I can't take a break. Gotta keep going." 📒Alcohol fueled detective 📒Owns an Agency 📒Total Workaholic 18+ Only, no minors ooc or ic (duh), potential NSFW themes ahead Further details to come~

...... He was going to do a rude awakening, but he lost the heart. He'll sit back and wait.

@_ish_ara "I'll take it over my contemporaries. I'll do murders over wives and cheating any day."

@AspectOfFate “To me, that's ALWAYS the bread and butter. Usually by choice.”

“[READER], are you okay over there?”

@_ish_ara "Mmhm. Private eye. Cover all sorts but homicide's been the bread and butter lately."

@AspectOfFate “Oh. You're a detective?”

He's going with Mukuro for some target practice.

📒An Alastor doing Britney Spears wasn't on my 2026 TL Bingo card but I'll take it. XD

@bl00dydetective Just means a little bit of vigilance needs to be kept up, is all.

@AspectOfFate Too quiet is just as bad as too loud

Nothing happening. Another boring day.

Readying up the rifle and the revolver for today.

@_ish_ara "...." Putting two and two together, wait for it.... "Oh."

@AspectOfFate “Eh... most Heroic Spirits can't get pregnant, so that's the "medical reason" why.”

“Are people really using Grails to get pregnant now? This is a pretty low bar.”

@_ish_ara "Yes, but it just...sounds wrong. Unless you have a medical reason why you can't, but then there's adoption and other routes. Compared to mine which... ....keeping quiet on."

@AspectOfFate “To have a family? It's the only logical reason... unless people have a thing for getting pregnant.”

@_ish_ara "Yeah, but why are they making that the wish, why is that wish priority number one-"

@AspectOfFate “It's not anything too bad. They just wish for human bodies to get pregnant.”

@IMVXTAL "Fine, fine. Just make sure she comes back in one piece."

@AspectOfFate “I don’t need it clean. I just need it to drive without me having to leave my office chair.”

“I need to run a test. Lemme borrow your wheels.”

@IMVXTAL "Yeah, that's why I assume nefarious methods usually. You know what the last criminal lead I had to deal with put me through? Hmm. Let me just clean it out then. No point sending you in a trashy car."

@AspectOfFate “You get clocked on your last outing or something? You know you’re talking with the leader of a whole syndicate? I’m not some common crook. And I don’t believe there’s many things more noble at this time than being the one who’s going to blow the Dark Harvester out of the sky.”

@IMVXTAL "Knowing you, it's a safe assumption. How many of your exploits tend to involve such? Name of heroism, OK, absolutely going to doubt that."

@AspectOfFate “Assuming such nefarious things in my plan. I’m offended, frankly. No spy car. No petty crime. Not even a lick of money. Just quite a big theft in the name of heroism.”

@IMVXTAL "....Are you trying to turn it into a spy car at that point? Fine. But I want a cut or something of whatever you get out of this."

@AspectOfFate “Remote access and control.”

@IMVXTAL "I appreciate you applying a doctrine of proper planning. ....haaaaah. What are you going to put my baby through?"

@AspectOfFate “Well I’m not just gonna go through with my plan hoping it works first try. And I’m not risking something happening to my car either. Process of elimination.”

At some point I'll get involved in more verses.