Tim (o'thy) Johnson

@davidalangrier I showed my kids BlankMan for the first time last night and we howled with laughter. My 14 yr old is demanding you and Damon make a Dark Knight Returns style sequel now that it's been 30 years.

The X-Men Origins: Wolverine post credit sequence finally makes sense to me.

My newest favorite insult: I bet you've got a really small crowd size.

Wouldn't it be funny if @elonmusk bans @realDonaldTrump's account for violating terms of service?

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Close enough

I want Tarantino to direct a Super Bowl half-time commercial that's a tense conversation in the style of the dairy farm scene in Inglorious Bastards, but it's Austin Power's being interrogated by Dr. Evil.

Ok, the election is finally getting fun.

I don't know why I made this, and I don't know why I can't stop laughing.

It should not be this hard to transfer a file from my phone to my computer.

For Harris' VP pick, I think she should choose Hunter Biden's Laptop.

Whichever candidate that promises to reinstate dueling as a legal way to settle disputes first gets my vote.

Don old (There you go, you can have that one for free)

Seriously, the writers of this season of "America" are just the worst.

I want to start a "Programming Truther" movement and have Null-Pointer Deniers. "How can you point to something that doesn't exist!? Show me one picture of anyone pointing to nothing!!"

Biden has Covid. The writers of this season of "America" are just fucking with us now.

The last thing anyone needs to do right now is check out what Tucker Carlson has to say.

Dr. Ford comes online, and instantly thinks he's in charge...

Wilford Brimley was only 50 in the movie Cocoon

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