August 🌺 Marie

It’s about that time of year again

@MarioMonforte That’s cool it wasn’t a debate or anything

@AugustLemons I think Cate Blanchett or Jessica Chastain are the finest woman alive. Dua Lipa is just chic and has a lot of energy and entertains more than anybody.

I think Dua Lipa is the finest woman alive.

Using your past decisions to better educate your future self instead of using your future self to reaffirm decisions made in your past is the first rule of fight club, tbh.

@philthatremains everything that’s happened to this franchise is a metaphor

@JerseyGeneral34 @Keke2point00 How old are you?

@AugustLemons @Keke2point00

I just commented that 40 year old men shouldn’t be going after 24 year old coworkers on a military group page. Welcome to jackass

@JerseyGeneral34 @Keke2point00 Too old for you to date?

@AugustLemons @Keke2point00 Meaning I think 24 is too old for me to date, but if others want to date 24's I'm not going to make fun

@JerseyGeneral34 @Keke2point00 What do you mean open minded?

@Keke2point00 I mean 24 is a little old for my taste, but I wouldn't denigrate others for being more open-minded

@jakkun543833 @Keke2point00 Can you at least attempt to form a coherent sentence? She answered your question.

She has different paw pattern compared to her brothers, the twins

I found a home for one of the four kittens that showed up at my doorstep Mother’s Day and it’s safe to say she’s loving her new home her new owner named her Sadie Jane.

@brollbenny Me too

@AugustLemons I stunt on these hoes with my beard

My pubes have more density than some of yalls beards

Good morning.

@fucking_fitzy Me neither

@AugustLemons Been trying to come up with a good response but I just can't put my finger on it

@Ami_Marisol No it’s the people that try to argue with you I’m reading their comments like… how are they still alive in this world being that stupid

@AugustLemons being a walking contradiction is my entire personality

‘Maybe I’m not so bad at math’, I say to myself as I read opinions online from people who constantly contradict themselves and seem really okay with it.

There’s a young teen screaming he has 15 bands at the park I don’t know what kind of cry for help that is.

You’re not depressed you just need Europe in June

@chanceposts All three

@Keke2point00 Hope my dad sees that comment