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@TheArdentMelody “I think the word you’re looking for is autism” well now I know it’s not just me who gets this response when @Harpers_Studio says it to me 🤣🤣

M: "I'm not saying 'they need to get started NOW' to be mean; I'm just being a good DM and honouring their choices!" H: "I think the word you're looking for is autism." M:

Regarding digging a hole through the earth to the other side then safely jumping through it: ME: "If someone asks, they only succeed on a Nat 20, & their character has to leave the party immediately because it'll take the rest of their life to get this done." HUBZ: "Why?!"

Gay

@DadeAudio Perfect, let me add it to my to-do list for the month, make sure I really commit.

@BackThatASTUp Be gay

Can't belive there is a whole month where we're forced to be Gay, absolutely ludicrous. *sigh* guess I'll see ya at the gay bar.

For pride month you can't say "let me get this straight...", you have to say "just so we're queer..."

@Harpers_Studio LMAO WAIT I fully missed this until now 💀 Very tempted to greet you with “good morning barbecue squirrel” when I call to wake you up next 😂

@Harpers_Studio I feel you, love. You’ve got this. 💜

So damn tired of it all

Twitter, I am in you.

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Metroid! Dread! I still have no idea what’s happening in this game, but Harper’s streams are a hoot and a half!

@ManWritten I do fear I would simply pass away on the spot…and then come back as a ghost just to ask them “okay but how did I sound though?”

I was listening to one of my audios before getting my oil changed to look for mistakes So imagine my SHOCK AND HORROR when I forgot I had it queued up, they tell me to turn on my car, and the first thing they heard was me AS A COWBOY, MOANING “you take a great cock, bright eyes”

@Harpers_Studio So so so proud of you 💜💜💜

Taxes done almost entirely anxiety free this year. Enormous step considering I couldn’t do them myself four years ago. Go me.

@VoGPersona @DadeAudio @SalunaBlack Can’t tell if Dade is afraid of the ghosts, you driving his truck, or both 🤣 well done Sal!

How the sus bus will go w/ @DadeAudio - art by @SalunaBlack

@ManWritten I can’t tell if it’s more amusing if you’re the only porn star son, or if there are multiple porn star sons and you got picked as the favorite somehow.

Zero chill

thick thighs are all fun and games until you wear shorts and have to keep pulling them down cause your thighs are trying to fucking EAT THEM

@TheArdentMelody @Harpers_Studio This is the correct order of priorities 🤣

@Harpers_Studio @BackThatASTUp First bit, then Walmart. 🤪

@Harpers_Studio @BackThatASTUp Router? I hardly know 'er!

@TheArdentMelody @Harpers_Studio Some of my finest photography work, truly

Listen this is so real, I was out here waging war on aphids and cussing out starlings 💀

Neurotypicals: "If you haven't used it in a year, donate it." ADHDers: I haven't used it in 7 years but I remember exactly where I was when I got it and if I give it away something bad will happen and also what if I need it.

@DadeAudio Not me reading both the Twitter content warning and your caption and still being surprised to see that much body 🤣 Anyway, you’re looking scrumptious sir.

⚠️ Warning lewd AF slut shot. ⚠️