mister crank

you want me to watch theatre. The thing that killed abraham lincoln

i’m smokin the trials and afflictions of job

you’re smokin on that hornswaggle carpetbagger northeastern polly pocket pack i’m tokin on that shitkicker rocky top corn from a jar hand-picked ditchweed hoon we are not the same

Me saying, “The Simpsons female characters as blue ninjas no sexy, animals and Team Eeyore….Assemble.

My buddy who works at Area 51 said spongebob is real and they test medicines on him

charging 4 twisted tea tall boys to my account at the MSU bookstore. welcome back bears 🐻

Happy birthday to the Mexican revolutionary leader Emiliano Zapata, born today in rural Mexico in 1879, not far from the capital. He played a pivotal role in the Mexican Revolution of 1910, leading an armed peasant revolt in Morelos and the “Liberation Army of the South,” fighting for land rights and power in the hands of the peasants. Beyond the fight for land, Zapata stressed the vital connection between the struggle of the Mexican peasantry and the fight for social justice and material necessities: “We fight for the land and not for illusions that give us nothing to eat […] With or without elections, the people are chewing the cud of bitterness.” Emiliano Zapata’s life was tragically cut short when he was gunned down by an undercover cop in 1919. Today his legacy lives on through Zapatista revolutionary groups that emerged in the mid-1990s fighting for land reform and justice, such as the National Zapatista Liberation Army (EZLN).

When you can’t remember who hangs out with Wario

just signed away about half of my personal rights on this lease

Eeyore, The Simpsons females and Toro The Bull stared angrily at X Icon.

@rip_patsquatch open.spotify.com/track/3BNQ4XA5…

they all look like horses yearning for one last run in the wheat fields before gettinf shot for losing a race in their own unique way

springfield slumlords stay gouging the fuck out of every tenant 💯💯❗️❗️

Shower Food Review 74: Chili Cheese Dog - A truly upsetting shower meal. I wish I could quit my job but there's not much money in eating food in the shower. I wish we lived in a world where the more you loved your work the more you got paid. But we do not live in that world. 4/10

tuesday night bar guys look like failed podcasters