Benjamin James

Ohare stresses me out

Pet peeve #183 People who don’t know what they’re doing at airports

Assume all you want, but I don’t like bidets

Have I ever said how much I hate Indiana

See it, Say it, Sort it

What kind of creature uses a fork and knife to eat a sandwich wrap

@msreatarded I rented one for tonight. You’re first up

You ever just not sleep? Like at all? Not by choice? 🙋🏻‍♂️ I’ve been up since 12:30 for no damn reason

I have to record a long ass script for a training video for my company. It’s hard af to master this.

The vibes today are shitty

“Ohh they’re not verified, that can’t be the real one”

“Who’s making bacon this late? …I respect them”

Why is it that old people seem to always be getting hacked on Facebook

@DaveKozMusic please come to Chicago

Sunday fundays hit different

You know you’re in coal city when the rednecks are out doing wheelies on their motorcycles

I want a Pub Sub #IYKYK

I also slept with my contacts in 😵

Ugh that was so 2006 of me

I slept on hard carpet last night. I’m surprised every joint of my body isn’t hating me right now.