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1/ Go down the #Bitcoin rabbit hole. You won't regret it... 👇

This is what you should focus on. Fear vs. the absolute truth is always a good thing. #Bitcoin

bitcoin is now quantum resistant thanks for playing

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Got paid $18.33 in #Bitcoin to buy ice cream from my favorite local ice cream shop yesterday. Not a typo. Thanks @Square, @CashApp, @Blocks, and @Jack!

#Few #Bitcoin #STRC

$STRC is our iPhone moment. $5B in cumulative revenue in 7 months, faster than virtually any product, including the iPhone.

Got #Bitcoin? 😏

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Strategy has acquired 4,871 BTC for ~$329.9 million at ~$67,718 per bitcoin. As of 4/5/2026, we hold 766,970 $BTC acquired for ~$58.02 billion at ~$75,644 per bitcoin. $MSTR $STRC strategy.com/press/strategy…

🔥BITCOIN JUST FLASHED A SIGNAL WITH A 100% HIT RATE ACROSS 15 YEARS OF DATA🔥 The power law z-score just dropped to −0.93σ. I backtested every single time BTC reached this level of oversold. Here's what happened next: → Median 12-month forward return: +631% → WORST-case 12-month return: +82% → Win rate: 100% (7 out of 7 episodes) → Best case: +2,500% Read that again. The absolute floor... the worst outcome in history from buying this level... was still almost a DOUBLE. For context: • Mar 2020 COVID crash hit this zone → +1,020% in 12 months • Nov 2022 FTX collapse hit this zone → +151% in 12 months • Sep 2023 hit this zone → +128% in 12 months BTC at $66K is trading 47% below its power-law fair value of $125K. The model (R² = 0.96) has held across 4 halving cycles, 3 bear markets, and every black swan you can name. The math doesn't negotiate. It just compounds. Not financial advice. Just a model and 5,700 days of data.

@DailyLoud And I’ll have 30 fucking drinks with that too @Costco #Costco

@DailyLoud I’ll BYOG and make my own SUPER MEGA MONSTER GLiZZiLLA with 30 fucking glizzies from Costco for the same God damn price, thank you very much.

JUST IN: The Colorado Rockies have unveiled “The Glizzilla,” a one-pound, 23-inch all-beef glizzy on a 19-inch sub roll for $45.

Most assets struggle to reach a Sharpe of 1. $STRC is at 3.88.

Over the past 30 days, $STRC has been less volatile than every company in the S&P 500—and every major asset class—while delivering an 11.5% dividend yield.

JUST IN: MICHAEL SAYLOR JUST SAID IF #BITCOIN GOES UP JUST 2.1% A YEAR STRATEGY CAN PAY FOR $STRC “INDEFINITELY” HE IS NEVER EVER SELLING BTC 🚀

Bitcoin has closed red 5 months in a row. October. November. December. January. February. March closes on Tuesday. Right now BTC is at $66k, down on the month. Six consecutive red monthly closes would match the longest streak in Bitcoin's history. The record was set between August 2018 and January 2019. The only other time this happened, BTC was at $3,400 and went on to rally 300% in five months.

~ 40% of $MSTR shares are owned by retail. ~ 80% of $STRC shares are owned by retail. Retail investors prefer low-volatility, high-yield digital credit.

Strategy announces new $21 Billion $STRC ATM Program and new $21 Billion $MSTR ATM Program. strategy.com/press/strategy…

Strategy has acquired 1,031 BTC for ~$76.6 million at ~$74,326 per bitcoin. As of 3/22/2026, we hodl 762,099 $BTC acquired for ~$57.69 billion at ~$75,694 per bitcoin. $MSTR $STRC strategy.com/press/strategy…