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Chuck Norris Fought Death… And WON. He was forced to take his place.

@vdmempire Athletic dudes

Wait for the end💔😭

@ksorbs 2nd term = dont give AF Typical for presidents

Wow so this post is real?

@RealJamesWoods She’s got a Bob Dole kinda grip… Where’s Hawk tua when you need her?

Judging from her hand movement, I don’t know… Fluffer?

@WallStreetApes Failure

A convicted felon from Chicago went to Washington state and then shot a pregnant woman inside her car He has been found NOT GUILTY by reason of insanity “Eina Kwon and her unborn daughter were both killed. Her husband was seriously injured” “Defense first obtained their own expert report who, and their expert found that defendant was insane at the time of this crime. The state then obtained our own e expert, who also evaluated the defendant, and they came to that same conclusion that he was insane at the time of the crime. Cordell Goosby will now go to a state psychiatric hospital”

@kwets11 Rent free

White people have lied to themselves so much that they can’t fathom the fact that they’re scarier and more dangerous than any imaginary monster or demon any writer could come up with, you guys are the real life demons on earth. 😂

WTF is going on this year? RIP Sam Kieth

REST IN PEACE, Sam Kieth. You were a titan of talent!

@GuntherEagleman wtf?

🚨 BREAKING: Pure outrage in court, Cordell Goosby just got found NOT GUILTY in the random shooting death of Eina Kwon, an 8-months-pregnant woman, and her unborn child. He admitted to the killing. Cold-blooded. Random. Devastating.

@barkmeta Civilization was happening for 100k years

The planet is 4.5 billion years old. Civilization is supposedly 6,000 years old. Nothing happened for 4.5 billion years? Not once? There are pyramids on every continent. Cities underwater. Structures modern engineers can’t replicate… The Earth resets itself with ice ages. Everything gets buried. We start over thinking we’re the first civilization. What if we’re not?

@RoninShaolin Someone once told a joke about Chuck Norris… They eventually died

@Dogman1013 Chuck isn’t dead… He fought death, and he won, of course. Now he has to unfortunately take his place.

@stanleygraps It was a total work.

Dave Bautista got visibly upset toward the end of his MMA debut after his opponent, Vince Lucero, waved to the crowd mid-fight. They eventually embraced afterward, with Dave Bautista admitting that nerves had gotten the better of him.

@Matt_Pinner Breakfast

You have to name him the last thing you ate

@dom_lucre They’re complaining about clothing… They are all overweight. They are all eligible to go back to their countries. It may take 60 to 120 days. There’s a small price to be paid. For hopping international borders. Same as anywhere

🔥🚨BREAKING: Leaked footage from inside Baker County ICE Detention Center in Macclenny, Florida. has led to debates about the conditions the women are kept in. The women showed their used panties, moldy food, broken shoes, clothes that don't fit because made for men and a toxic mattress made of insulation.

@bobby_mum38353 @Gidi_Traffic Make me newbie…

@BlueShackComics @Gidi_Traffic stfu kid.

Question: Why are women’s uniforms different from men’s in the same sport? ✍🏽

@TheExtremeMusi1 Bjork.

Which music genre do YOU dislike the most?

@MattCas04807118 I’m extremely doubtful any of that is real.

How is it that Keith Richards and Willie Nelson have outlived Chuck Norris?

@JayNaija You can’t feint the actual kick. Running up and dancing is fine. But you can’t fake kick

Goal or no goal?🤔

@Tr00peRR Truth hurts the most. 6x