Bob Max

If this becomes a publicly viewable feature on every user profile, this easily would be Elon’s smartest twitter tweak

@EddieBarstool @StoolMintzy Mintzy’s only two jobs at Barstool: 1. scheming a boondoggle 2. playing for a cash prize The ultimate king of failing upwards

Let's get hot!! @StoolMintzy x.com/stoolpresident…

Trump posted a video of MAGA influencer Joey Mannarino who was once caught posing as a Black woman online

That’s just brewers fans tears from never winning a world series

The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room. The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction. The Health guy collects raccoon dicks. It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.

@cbch54898101 @insanechicago1 St Charles definitely is Chicagoland. I think Dekalb is the western limit. Even Kenosha, WI is considered Chicagoland

@insanechicago1 what is the definition of chicagoland ? to me that is too far away, it's like calling St. Charles Chicagoland

If you live in Chicagoland, you know what this place is.

@FenixAmmunition @ItsJuliansRum YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT!

@ItsJuliansRum They want to present it at a trial, which the defense clearly wants to prolong as much as possible. You are fucking retarded.

The best way to nail Tyler Robinson is DNA evidence. But the FBI is refusing to hand over that evidence. And there ya go.

EXCLUSIVE @TheAtlantic On multiple occasions Patel’s security detail had difficulty waking him because he was seemingly intoxicated, according to info supplied to DOJ and White House officials. A request for “breaching equipment”was made because Patel had been unreachable behind locked doors. theatlantic.com/politics/2026/…

@Thiss_Youu fucking grifting pos @LangmanVince

Can’t believe the Cubs paid that much money to a guy with no power in his swing.

DOJ demanded voter files from all 50 states. DOJ sued 31 states for refusing their demand. My law firm intervened to protect voters in those cases. DOJ is now 0-5. My firm is 5-0. Lesson: When we fight we win.

Posted today. Joe Kent's wife, who was in the US Navy, was killed in a suicide bombing on Jan. 16, 2019. Joe Kent remarried on Aug. 31, 2023, over 4 years later. Donald Trump is a pig, and a disgrace to his office. Anyone still supporting him is amoral at best. @realDonaldTrump/posts/116416663301119812" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTru… @realdonaldtrump

MeidasTouch has obtained the charging document in the case of ICE agent Gregory Donnell Morgan Jr. Here are the details: Morgan is now facing two felony counts of second-degree assault with a dangerous weapon after allegedly pointing a firearm at two civilians during a road incident in Minneapolis. Prosecutors say Morgan was driving an unmarked SUV with no lights or sirens, speeding down the shoulder of Highway 62 during heavy traffic. When another driver tried to prevent him from illegally passing, Morgan allegedly pulled alongside their car, rolled down his window and pointed a handgun directly at both occupants’ heads. The victims told investigators they had no idea he was law enforcement and believed they were being threatened by “a crazy person… aiming guns at people.” The complaint also states Morgan was not responding to any emergency and made no claim he was engaged in official law enforcement activity at the time. Even more, his own supervisor confirmed the incident was never reported internally. A judge has now signed a warrant, set bail at $100,000, and ordered that Morgan cannot possess weapons while the case proceeds.

Fuck you, Lavern @JoeyMannarino

🚨 Harry Kane: “I'm sure Real Madrid are angry about the red card, but they got many things go their way over the years, so...”. @welt 🎥

@jakegerding_39 @ChiSoxFanMike Wait wtf?! This is edited, right? Please tell me this is not real coz holy fuck

@ChiSoxFanMike Why do you sound like a 12 year old girl? x.com/goaton5/status…

Why is a guy with a .558 OPS on a Mount Rushmore of athletes?

@Return_Of_RB Imagine Rico and Nadu being chummy chummy next to each other. Forced to be supportive with every answer 🤣 @stoolpresidente

THE most elusive selection in company history in my opinion. You thought the Super Bowl suite was hard to crack? People been watching this show since the 1920’s ! An American staple

@BarstoolYak @reedt4723 Are Reed and Tex (RIPIP) twins?

We just found out that @reedt4723 has MOTION

@DropAPinShow Tough look for @DonnieDoesWorld @barstoolWSD

What country's flag is this?

JD Vance is lecturing the Pope on Catholicism and Pierre Poilievre is lecturing Mark Carney on economics and RFK Jr is lecturing scientists about vaccines and Donald Trump is lecturing the world on tariffs and Pete Hegseth is quoting Pulp Fiction and thinking it’s the Bible

We are so fucked