Boris Saying

Happy New Year.

This is pasty. The pasty of independence!

But Them's The Breaks #Borisresigns #BorisJohnson

I think in hindsight it was the wrong thing to do. #BorisJohnson #BorisOut

TERWELVE

Great Supine Protoplasmic Invertebrate Jellies.

BUT I WISH. #BorisJohnson #Boris

A Kangaroo Testicle.

I DO! #BorisNoMates #Boris

Oh I'm so sorry. #BorisJohnson #Boris

Your Mum. #BorisNoMates #Boris

You've got loads of apples mate

About Porridge...

Miserable Leftie.

Good evening everybody.

As much chance of being reincarnated as an olive.

Abnormal Curvature of the Fingers.

Oh Get Stuffed.

I have had... some drugs.

Well I've told you what I think about cycle helmets.