Bullfrog

My penis hurts

i sold my soul to the devil for a bag of potato chips

@Myoptera i miss everyonew too

@Bullfrog232 My goat is back bullfrog232 we missed you

im being held hostage and being forced to eat calamari

@Myoptera me too

@Bullfrog232 Bullfrog I miss you

i know they love me the way that they scrub me

I’m Hungry yall get any spare fish scales?

My bed frame just tried jerking me off

I don’t like vampires

A giant ant just tried having sex with me

@Ellitri_ I’ve been trying to say this to people but everybody looks at me like I’m crazy for some reason

@Bullfrog232 See this is the kind of stuff people SHOULD be doing instead of this job stuff

i shove ants in urethra

I parried a shotgun blast with a piece of paper once

I was playing a game on my computer and a goddamn truck just crashed into my room!

A demon just crawled out my shower drain

@pawwzzyyyy Yuh huh

@Bullfrog232 no the fuck it didnt

My cat just did a front flip what the fuck

please dont hurt me!

@SeerTheMoth anytime seer hollowknight

Thank you Bullfrog232

a dog alien hybrid samurai just challenged me to a fight

my grandma likes to eat horse hooves