Professor Crewel

“These curs love snapping at my hand. As their owner, I should hone my magic to thoroughly instill discipline in them.” divus crewel rp information!

@loaswhisper WHATEVER.

@ButchCrewel watever. divius crewel dni.

Boss makes a dollar I make infinitely more dimes but I still kiss my butch on company time

@ELITEBALL_ACE It’s staring at me and I can’t get him to notice this is no laughing matter.

@ButchCrewel LMAOOO

Coworker has lettuce in his teeth and I don’t have the heart to tell him.

@ELITEBALL_ACE As if I would tell YOU—it’s Headmage Crowley.

@ButchCrewel Who is it 👀👀

@SeaweedSweep I can’t this is killing me.

@FemmeOMalley @loaswhisper Hey.

today i called crewel’s dalmatian keychain a lafufu… he wacked me with his pointer

@loaswhisper ?

@ButchCrewel CLEARLYYY you haven’t witnessed his footwork abilities!! I’ll have him kick u in the throat

@loaswhisper He’s 25 years old. What is he going to do.

@ButchCrewel You heard me!!! I’m TATTLING!!