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You can’t make this up. $HYPE pumps while $ASTER disintegrates every day 24/7 since October 2025. All while a bunch of retards keeps telling you coded coded coded. Fuck your spaghetti coded mofos

Thank you @realDonaldTrump and @SecScottBessent for awarding us with Biden Era Mortgage rates of 7% 🤦🏻🤯 Why in the freaking hell did we vote for you? Trump went from being the most consequential president to the most incompetent at this point.

@ko_fights__ Does anyone legitimately feels comfortable around these people?

Woman babysitting her grandkids goes to ask people at a pool party to keep it down because the kids are trying to sleep, but things go left after the kids disrespect her and throw her into the pool.

@Matt_Pinner I still eat them with bacon. Best breakfast sandwich ever.

Did you use to eat egg sandwiches back in the day when times were rough

@TraderAlbanian @DrProfitCrypto I actually sold 16 BTC at $112k 💪🏼

@CallThisAgent @DrProfitCrypto Are you emotional because you missed his BIG $BTC short 125K?

$BTC: Prepare for a historic CRASH Much worse than COVID crash Stocks, BTC, all of assets You have been warned

@KobeissiLetter Either Iran is lying because thy understand it affects global markets and that’s all Trump cares to protect or Trump is lying for the same reason. I have a feeling Iran is lying in this one because Trump can literally just keep bombing them into oblivion without remorse

BREAKING: Brent crude oil prices surge back above $100/barrel as Iran continues to deny peace talks with the US.

@CitadelKeys Five months of the same price action. Not good specially after they deployed their entire tech deck and is down only

short term $ASTER price is not long term price

@GAFollowers Crime been committed in realtime. They are burning evidence

Major fire a Floyd County Courthouse in Rome, Georgia

@bruce_barrett That’s what happens to unarmed societies who doesn’t produce its own energy. Europe is next

Australia has completely run out of gasoline and now the panic buying has begun. It won’t be long before the home invasions begin and they find out what a strength diversity is.

@AltcoinSherpa Looks like every memecoin out there. Reminds me of PENGU a VC ponzi

$ENA has accomplished more than 99.9% of crypto projects and the token is still down 90% from the recent highs. Any project that has big VC backing is going to nuke to hell. It's sad but it's honestly hard to distinguish 'good fundamentals' and vapor since both are 90% down.

@NickyScatz Building his resume for a VP pick

Doesn't it seem a little strange to leave your job as a US Senator for a job that you'll have for 2 years max

@mcuban Agents will soon attack agents ecosystems to take control. It’s coming soon or later

Have we seen an “Agent” DDOS attack yet ? Isn’t it inevitable ?

$TAO literally 2x from its lows. $ASTER should rebrand TAOSTER THIS SHITCOIN CAN’T PUMP IN SNY NEWS. 😁🤦🏻

@q8Hy7iEp9B95194 Somehow it sells off every time $ASTER conducts “buybacks”. I rather they say nothing like $HYPE so price goes up for a change. It’s all a scam we just need to admit

$ASTER is conducting a new round of buybacks on the ASTER Chain, which will lead to burns and increasing scarcity.

@midascabal No shit Sherlock Massive dump tomorrow like clockwork 🤷🏻

I'm starting to believe that the financial markets are massively manipulated.

@BRICSinfo We were told Iran had zero capabilities left nevertheless they seem to rain bombs daily on Israel like clockwork.

JUST IN: 🇮🇷🇮🇱 Iran launches cluster bombs at Israel.

@dotkrueger No offense Fred the bar is very low on this post to be compared with 😂 You are holding Bitcoin before it halves another 50% still bruh

Claude is smarter than anybody I know. Including me.

@bennyjohnson @MarkwayneMullin Who is going to take his seat?

🚨 BREAKING: The Senate has CONFIRMED Sen. Markwayne Mullin to be the NEW Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security Final vote: 54-45 Huge congratulations to @MarkwayneMullin 🔥

@rawsalerts Was it an Iranian terror attack, a mossad terror attack or pure negligence? That’s all we need to know!

🚨#BREAKING: A shelter-in-place has been issued after a major explosion occurred at a refinery plant 📌#PortArthur | #Texas At this time, numerous emergency crews are on the scene following a major explosion at a Valero refinery. Large flames are visible, with heavy smoke rising and seen for miles. Multiple witnesses reported feeling the ground shake at the time of the blast. A shelter-in-place order has been issued for nearby residents as a precaution while crews work to contain the situation. The cause of the explosion remains unknown and is currently under investigation.