Captain Guff

So @Shopify has decided that the Cartoon Museum in London is not authorised to sell its own annual ticket and is going to delete the product from its system along with dozens of others Why us @spotify trusting to destroy small charity businesses?

@KayodeDamali These are brilliant. Honestly, Twitter is an absolute cesspit these days but you and @iamtomskinner are jewels amongst the mire, and the only reason I open the app. If you’re interested, check out my blog for what I thought about this year’s candidates. captainguff.wordpress.com

Reviewing #TheApprentice 2025 Candidates (Part 3 #LastOne) - who needs to ‘Llow It!? 🤔🔥

Reviewing #TheApprentice 2025 Candidates (Part 1) - who needs to ‘Llow It!? 🤔🔥

💼 Back in business! The Apprentice returns to #iPlayer and BBC One in 2025 and here’s your first look at Lord Sugar, Baroness Karren Brady and Tim Campbell MBE ahead of series 19 Find out more ➡️ bbc.in/4fAd7m1

@ryanmarkparsons Especially with Heinz ketchup - invented in America by the son of German immigrants and now financed by a Brazilian investment firm

Fish & chips on a Classic Land Rover. Name something more British? I win. 🇬🇧

DUAL IPA proves popular at Glastonbury @glastonbury @bbcglasto

@Lord_Sugar @Hyperec_HRS @RickyMartin247 I think Flo is available as of last week

We're hiring! Very pleased that #TheApprentice continues to provide employment for more and more people via my joint businesses. @Hyperec_HRS, run by Apprentice winner @RickyMartin247 is expanding his team. See below for new #jobs available 👇 hyperec.com/about-us/caree…

#TheApprentice. I’ve been posting a few thoughts about this series over on my blog. Check it out. captainguff.wordpress.com

@Lord_Sugar Look at that spreadsheet - things went really badly in month 4…

@TalkTV @thejamesmax @IsabelOakeshott I saw this without my glasses and genuinely thought her name was Rwanda Showdown

“The betrayal and failure over immigration of the Tories’ repeated pledge’s is very serious.” Isabel Oakeshott says twenty letters have been sent asking for a leadership contest as the government faces another defeat on its Rwanda bill. @thejamesmax | @IsabelOakeshott

Looking forward to tomorrows episode of #TheApprentice Meanwhile here are my ramblings on last week’s programme @bbcapprentice @Lord_Sugar captainguff.wordpress.com/2024/03/20/app…

Just back from holiday and catching up with #TheApprentice so here’s a short little post about week 5. captainguff.wordpress.com/2024/03/07/app… @bbcapprentice @Lord_Sugar @TimCampbell_ @karren_brady

Bit late in the day ( I’m on my hols!) but here’s a piece inspired by last week’s #theapprentice @bbcapprentice @TimCampbell_ @Lord_Sugar captainguff.wordpress.com

@arron_s_s @Lord_Sugar @karren_brady @TimCampbell_ What is wrong with Twitter these days - it’s not even showing me your posts anymore. Anyway - keep up the good work!

#TheApprentice week four blog is up! Jersey adventures! @Lord_Sugar @karren_brady @TimCampbell_ wp.me/pamP3J-cB

@ryanmarkparsons @TalkTV No it isn’t

Arguing is so fun.

@FelipeABaquero You was robbed….

#skeletongate 10 year #anniversary #TheApprentice

@AndrewRichardSm Thanks - but back to business as usual for the treasure hunt!

@CaptainGuff Quite right. As ever, you played it absolutely perfectly.

In a week when #TheApprentice was eclipsed by real world events, the usual flippant mickey-take didn’t seem to be quite right. captainguff.wordpress.com

I’ve been musing about last week’s #TheApprentice Check out my blog captainguff.wordpress.com @bbcapprentice

@KayodeDamali Ah yes - this one… captainguff.wordpress.com/2018/10/23/app…

Getting PTSD seeing them make the cheesecakes in the kitchen 🙈 #Doughnuts #TheApprentice #IfYouKnowYouKnow

Looking forward to tomorrow’s episode of #TheApprentice. Meanwhile here are some thoughts about last weeks opener captainguff.wordpress.com. @bbcapprentice #fishcrumble