Jacqui Fowler

Plug me in and watch me go.

@WhammehBar False advertising. Tastes like arse.

Nevermind. It's Ash Wednesday. Smoke em if you got em.

I missed out on pancakes. 😭

Shut one mouth and licking another. Today is a good day for Jacqui.

@TurnbuckleTea Bawk bawk bawk

@CatalystForCure Refusing to be baited by riffraff is just common sense.

I'll have a lager and lime.

@TurnbuckleTea Yeah, yeah. Honour. 😂 That's why you're chicken. And seeing as I've been a champ for months and you have for a lukewarm five minutes, that is laughable.

@CatalystForCure My dad’s legacy and honor has been at the forefront of everything I do. As for a match, aren’t you keeping up? I’m not safe at crucible, I know too much. And you certainly haven’t earned a championship match against me.

@TurnbuckleTea A few posts ain't exactly an obsession. But I just exposed you for being a sensitive little lark. Funny when the shoe is on the other foot, you just can't take it. But if you wanna dance, I'll jam my shoe right down your throat if you wanna defend the lack of honour your lot has.

@CatalystForCure It’s my job to expose peoples secrets. Yours is apparently to be a hindrance to your family, who aren’t exactly golden standard to begin with. If I were you I’m sure I’d be obsessed with my dad too, talented and present, how could yours ever relate?

@TurnbuckleTea Look, anyone who's known as "The Back Alley Samurai" needs at least a YT watch. And this comment coming from someone who spends their "tea" time talking about other people's biz is fucking hilarious.

@CatalystForCure Do you obsess over everyone’s dad like this or are you just a fan girl?

@TurnbuckleTea It was a cobbled street, and I went down the back alley twenty years later by choice. Your Dad was there.

@CatalystForCure Just because you were dragged up through a back alley doesn’t mean you get to talk about my parents.

@TurnbuckleTea Calm down Ygritte. You're turning a shade of ginger.

@CatalystForCure You know nothing about my mother

@TurnbuckleTea You offered it. You're worse than your Mum.

@CatalystForCure Don’t be crass.

@CatalystForCure Maybe I’ll reintroduce you to it some time

@TurnbuckleTea Tell your Dad he has a tiny sword.

@CatalystForCure Tell your brothers I say hi

@TurnbuckleTea No tip for you.

@CatalystForCure My kindness only extends to friends

@TurnbuckleTea Shite barmaid.

@CatalystForCure Sorry, I only serve tea.

@CatalystForCure Deal

Need a jaw massage. With tongue.

@HellPupTrini Yes

@CatalystForCure Yours or mine?