Çělẹ́ṣtïälBrïdè
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Çělẹ́ṣtïälBrïdè
@CelestialBridee
I embrace my unique self with all its quirks and individuality, and I'm quite comfortable with it! Expert in the Sale of Women's Apparel and Lingerie
Entrou em Ocak 2026
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Left the house this morning with my Ijaw woman, looked at the parlour and I just weak…..“God abeg, see as Daberechi don scatter this sitting room wey I dey manage.” 😅
I tell myself: once work is done, I go rush house go clean everywhere before my ijaw woman comes back.
Later in the day, as we dey round up, one colleague say make we go chop—him go sponsor.
I jejely tell am, “Baba, abeg package takeaway. I get house runs… family stuff.”......Omo, baba no even argue at all.
Collected the food, rushed home, and dived straight into cleaning.
For like 30 minutes, na only Dabz building blocks I dey pack from every corner of the house. At some point, I even ask myself: “How these blocks take enter wardrobe wey we lock?” 🤦🏾♂️
Cleaning wey I think say na quick 30 minutes, turn 45 minutes full work. But at least, everywhere don clean.
Then my Ijaw woman came back, saw the house and she happy well well. I just dey feel like responsible husband of the year 🏆
Now guess what…..Less than 30 minutes later, this same DABERECHI quietly enter room, bring out her building blocks, open the whole bag….....and boom!......she poured everything at the middle of the sitting room just to play.
Just like that.....my entire cleaning journey......scattered in a flash!..... 😭
God why me??!!!..............😪😪😩😩😩😭😭😭
I no dey clean again… till further notice.
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@CelestialBridee @HinckleyDev @okikiade78 @PlayCODMobile Nice to see ladies getting hip to codm let’s goooooo!!
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Checking my skins and I saw this heavy guy, who owns this also? @HinckleyDev @okikiade78 @PlayCODMobile

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@TheUnHeard_One This is not real, this is not real
Homelander k1ll people for less
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@Dr_Ehmm @HinckleyDev @okikiade78 @PlayCODMobile It's not heavy though, but I feel like it is
Mental shii
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@CelestialBridee @HinckleyDev @okikiade78 @PlayCODMobile i have it but never used it because it’s too bulky
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@AnihSammy Eleanor Strubing was a whore and a compulsive liar who was one of many who enshrined the American legacy of white women falsely accusing black men of rape. Then she had the audacity to claim she should have been believed regardless of the truth. She died in 2000 and rots in hell.
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Someone needs to loan me a 100k, anyone?
whatever@whatever
$250,000 MINIMUM to date 48 year old single mom?!
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@basket_mouth Please the link to the full stand up 🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿
I'll do anything
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@BlessedGirl001 You bought range Rover ọmọ you be smalls ooooo, ma taking my talking stage on a vacation to the moon, premium style
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@MayorFrosh2 Mayorrrrrr just verify your page na, make I day see you on a Daily
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