Chris from Chicago

@VortexCyclone1 @CrainsChicago Only assholes say that

@CrainsChicago Fake news by IL Democrats

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@GetridofIanHapp Cool. Now do the one about your mother's twat

In less than 24 hours Schwarber has more RBI and more HR than Happ has combined the entire month of June

@bythrasymachus @WaddleandSilvy The Cubs obsession continues. And it gets sadder and more pathetic as time goes by.

@WaddleandSilvy Sox fans don’t like PCA mostly because of how Cubs fans prop him up to a top 5 player level. He’s a streaky hitter who hit 9th for weeks. We have eyes too, he’s not Shohei. He didn’t get “off to a slow start” he absolutely sucked.

@jeffreytucker I am only a moderate Dylan follower, however, you're out of your fucking mind

Gordon Lightfoot > Bob Dylan

@mcafeenew Yeah... of all the things that never happened, this is the one thing that didn't happen the most

🚨FBI DIRECTOR KASH PATEL JUST CONFIRMED THE REFLECTING POOL ATTACK WAS A SOPHISTICATED, WELL-FUNDED, LARGE-SCALE ANTIFA OPERATION — THE ALGAE WAS LACED WITH A PEPTIDE DESIGNED TO EAT AWAY THE $14 MILLION PAINT JOB WHILE “COLLEGE STUDENTS” WERE SENT IN TO FINISH THE JOB! 🔗 t.me/+Nm1AnsY87kZkM… They’re not fucking around anymore. FBI Director Kash Patel announced a full investigation into the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool vandalism, calling it exactly what it is: a large-scale Antifa operation. The algae dumped into the pool wasn’t just regular pond scum. It was laced with a special peptide engineered to break down the chemical bond holding the expensive paint to the granite. The green blooms were a distraction. The real goal was permanent destruction. Then they sent in the so-called “curious college students” to start tearing the paint off so the chemical reaction could do the rest.“This was a sophisticated attack that was well-funded and planned,” Patel said. The FBI has now formed an Antifa Algae Attack Task Force, and they’re not stopping until every single person involved is behind bars. They already have two in custody. Patel made it crystal clear: if they know what’s good for them, they’ll start talking. These domestic terrorists didn’t just want to make a mess. They wanted to permanently damage one of America’s most sacred monuments — and they had the funding, planning, and manpower to try. Kash Patel is on it. The noose is tightening. Share this everywhere and let every Antifa piece of shit see that their days of attacking our monuments with zero consequences are officially over! Follow @mcafeenew for more drops.

@theaceofspaeder He's awful and he is hated throughout the listening audience

Boog calling baseball games is good for the sport. He does excellent work for the Cubbies.

@StevenConradJr How scary that you can't be near people that know how to score a fucking double with a fielders choice to throw home. Why not? Gonna try and erase our scorecard with your giant eraser? Stop acting like a little bitch.

All the weird and miserable people trying to argue Bryce Harper’s triple wasn’t actually a triple to give him the cycle… keep me away from them.

@MLB No you didn't

In the last hour, we have seen: ⚾️ A cycle ⚾️ A leadoff inside-the-park home run ⚾️ A 3-homer game ⚾️ is the best!

@barstoolsports That wasn't a triple.

It’s only the FIFTH inning and Bryce Harper just hit for the Cycle

This isn't a triple. It's a double. With a fielder's choice to throw to the plate.

@bleacherbum099 Good. Stop blathering on about him, then

I am done with Alex Bregman.

Listen, I get it. I do. Understanding sports is hard. So I'll speak slowly. The Superbowl isn't a world event. And in spite of the title, either is the World Series.

@GreatTerror36 @LoudOutside You don't know that. Don't claim something you assume as fact

@LoudOutside I’m with the old man in this one. He’s too upset but they’re trespassing.

Man loses his temper and breaks a 15-year-old boy’s fishing rod after spotting him fishing in a community pond in Tennessee

@notgaetti You think only Americans are patriotic? Come on. All of this is wrong

Help me explain to my friends that baseball is a far more patriotic game than soccer Baseball was invented here and played by some of the most iconic athletes in sports history Soccer is a European import that can end in a scoreless tie despite all the running back and forth

@BlackLabelAdvsr This is THE most bullshit I've ever seen

Europeans are realizing they’ve been lied to. Firsthand, they’re learning that: -Americans water their lawns with drinking water. -Fast food abundance is next level. -Americans are friendlier than them. -Almost zero homeless on the streets. -Zero gun crimes. -Everyone has a fast car. -Freeway system is out of a sci-fi movie. -Average American is extremely happy. -Portion sizes are unreal. -Free soda refills. -Beautiful, state of the art hospitals in every city. I hope thousands are radicalized as they go back to Europe. Maybe they will demand real capitalism from their communist leaders. Or maybe they will just be smart and move here. If you love America, we have room for you!

@cbwritescopy They really aren't

The United States will be the best soccer team in the world in 8 years Every kid in the states is watching the World Cup and picking up a soccer ball after this tournament

@JesseWellsNews You sound like the life of the fucking party.

Craig Counsell is awful. So overrated. Pulls his starter at 78 pitches while throwing a shutdown. Bullpen then turns a 5-0 lead into an 8-5 deficit. Good job skip. Overpaid loser. #Cubs

@JacksonHicky Blues Traveler blows. I've never been more proud of that musical opinion.

If you want to know if somebody has good music taste just ask them their opinions on Blues Traveler. Kinda tells you all you need to know.

@AstronomyVibes What kind of fucking question is that? What was there BEFORE the beginning? Well, if it STARTED everything, then the answer would be nothing, wouldn't it?

If the BIG BANG started everything, what existed before it?😯

Still my favorite movie ever. Every scene. Every conversation. Brilliance