christopher

I am sorry if I got ragebaited and you all witnessed an incredibly meaningless argument on twitter dot com. It will happen again.

@michelleyroo2 This is not suitable for work, are you sure

if i was dating someone with balls, i’d walk up to them at least 90 times a day saying “hey compyootah, show me their balls!!” and make robot noises

@TheWapplehouse @TheZuzuCat If this the real Kristi Yamaguccimane post freebird

@TheZuzuCat Some other account posted it with some of the dumbest interactions ever, I was kinda just memeing on that

I stand by this now more than ever

@boobsweatntears Wherever it’s easiest to frag my CO

if you had to be drafted for WW3, which branch would you prefer?

@roguewerm Oh god

So israel it's definitely gonna do some outrageous shit right?

Oh thank god

Praying we get to see the “Nothing Ever Happens” tweets tomorrow

@Jokie9210685021 @hastifliche

@hastifliche I get it, but you know that just martyrs him right?

kill him

@SarahLongwell25 @SirWirtz

@SirWirtz What’s the context for “America deserved 9/11”?

Look, the dumbest thing about all this is that I didn’t and don’t care about Piker. Piker never comes up in focus groups with voters as someone they’re following—the way a Rogan or Tucker or Candance does. I don’t think he’s singularly making an impact on politics in any way commensurate with the attention he’s getting. But I care about Tim. I agreed with @Timodc’s original point that using Piker as a litmus test is dumb. Calling up Jon Ossoff to ask what he thinks about Piker is dumb. It is an unnecessary distraction. But I felt like Tim’s discussion of Piker was too dismissive of some of Pikers more toxic positions. And that was the part I wanted to react to. There’s nothing I can do about the fact that the internet distortion field has overtaken the whole thing. And that people are debating my views in a way that is totally divorced from my actual, very-well documented views. That’s just part of what happens when doing this work. The only thing I can do is keep saying what I actually believe. And what I hear voters saying they believe. But politicians can reach voters who are angry about the Iran war and even about America’s relationship to Israel without going on the stream of a guy who said America deserved 9/11. But, it’s also no doubt true that he’s being elevated by the whole conversation and the right answer to questions about him should probably be “Piker, who?” Because that’s what most voters would say if you asked them.

@ImBreckWorsham You voted for this

I will admit it. I LOVED Trump unhinged when he was on the campaign trail. He was outspoken, politically incorrect and fearless in his brutality. And I loved it. In the wake of so much political correctness, it was refreshing to see a man who didn't care what people thought. He was a breath of fresh air. He wasn't a politician and that's what I loved about him. The problem is, our chickens have come home to roots. We said, "let Trump be Trump." Now here we are. On the brink of nuclear war. Pray for America. We did this to ourselves. And to the world.

@vincentdonofrio @HamLinehan say you’re sorry to this king

I will however stop communicating on my X account if the negativity continues. I believe most of you will understand that why should we deal with negative comments or badgering of any kind in life if we can just turn it off. Especially when our own lives can be hard enough sometimes. Wouldn't you all agree? So let's keep the fun rolling and in a positive way shall we.

@how_do_i_pdf Tag yourself im the old lady with the bat

Ok who wants to take their trauma out on me today instead of going to therapy

The Dulles brothers had JFK killed for far less than this

@LPNH This is a mandatory hard drive checkpoint

@acuriousnoticer Oh um uh the age of consent is too high hope this helps

One quarter of this is Elon Musk. One man. There is no such thing as "immigrants". There are certain Natural Americans who come to live with us and then there's a bunch of low IQ desert transients who are parasitic to society.

@chiweethedog If my dog could DM you she would for this one x.com/chiweethedog/s…

@MicLine23 @RHead47792 @Polymarket I don’t think a lot of people are buying

@Cjdeck1 @RHead47792 @Polymarket The buyers. Currently around $12k. If people don’t buy price goes down, if a lot of people buy, price goes up.

JUST IN: Justin Bieber’s Bored Ape NFT — which he purchased for $1.3 million in 2022 — is now valued at just $12,000.

@MicLine23 @RHead47792 @Polymarket What gives it value though

@RHead47792 @Polymarket What keeps you from printing your own Jordan rookie, or $100 bills, or Famous artwork? Owners can show and prove ownership.

Have you considered that when you nut in space it push you backwards

@agentofchaos427 The only thing he belongs in is the song The Kill by 30 Seconds to Mars but I also can barely listen to that song anymore because he sings it