Clinton A🇺🇬

Peter Obi came around 😭😭😭

If you run short of fuel, withdraw 200k from my MTN..

@kirya_ug 😂😂

Look at who is talking about Values.

@lubersolz You bypass the ura thugs

Imagine receiving Salary through Mobile Money 😳

@ShamimNambassa Pharmacists are not doctors 🥹

Tukuba Miss Uganda, oletta makanika 😂😂😂 Congratulations Gift Grace, President UOX 🥳🥳🥳

Comrade: Recently, I found myself in an elevator at @nbstv & recognized you. I wanted to ask: were you indeed the person behind the biometric voter registration machines? I’m curious coz, as I recall, that system faced some challenges during the election of @KagutaMuseveni

Where are the Zulu warriors and their sticks

@kirya_ug 😂😂😂😂

Azawi nga i defended you when they were roasting you in the west, nkakasizza bantu mwe.

Bro to Bro: May we never go with flowers and chocolate where others go with lubricant and condoms.

@roxie_ug Bro, the fact that she’s kissing you like THAT even with a pad on means she’s really into you Respect to all the women who still bring the passion no matter what — y’all are superheroes fr Pad or no pad, the vibe doesn’t stop

A woman will kiss you like this well knowing she has a pad on 💔🥺

Bro, the fact that she’s kissing you like THAT even with a pad on means she’s really into you ❤️ Respect to all the women who still bring the passion no matter what y’all are superheroes fr Pad or no pad, the vibe doesn’t stop 💯

@PyeparFaisal which Bule??

RIP Bule 🙏🏽. Inallilahi wainalileyhi rajihoon

If X pay you $500 every two weeks, will you take it as your full time job??

Requiring a Ugandan citizen or business to obtain the Minister of Foreign Affairs' permission before conducting a transaction totaling UGX 400M in a calendar year is a prior restraint. Prior restraint is unconstitutional. It assumes one is going to commit a crime, and thus must be restricted before the crime is committed. In fact, this bill penalizes banks with a fine or imprisonment for any transaction from a foreign agent, regardless of amount, that is not pre-approved by the minister. A foreign agent is anyone outside the borders at the time of the transaction, and the minister has the power to designate anyone as a foreigner. If you have raised money from VCs, equity funds/loans, etc., you know money does not wait for red tape or a minister to approve a business proposal or funding. The NGO Act and the Anti-Money Laundering Act already criminalize illegal transactions. But let's be honest, NGOs, social activists, and political parties whose funding this law is designed to regulate are just businesses in disguise. Let the money from foreigners come in, and let these Ugandans who masquerade as NGOs, social activists, and opposition enjoy it. They will share it with us - their families, friends, churches, bars, etc. Bad Black was right. Let's not criminalize Ugandans who get money from stupid foreigners. If stupid foreigners think they are funding real social activists, NGOs, or opposition parties, and yet they are feeding hungry politicians and social activists, why stop this? Don't save these foreign idiots from the heist, don't stop the hassle of these Ugandan politicians/activists / NGOs. It's a game. It's a hassle. Just tax the hassle, and we coexist. I'm confident parliament, with the good guidance of @KagutaMuseveni, will amend this bill.

@AllanSseky 😂😂😂 Leave to secure tomorrow's Capita

Now your girl who works in agent banking and mobile money is offline and also not picking your calls and since you trust her you think she's busy doing transactions kumbe Shafic the guy who gives her float and they balance later in the evening has started floating her in some Air Bnb in kyanja....gwe oli eyo owoza wafuna working woman 😂😂😂😂

It shouldn’t have been you @WinnieKiiza

@madebyiragaba There is also Rukiga district It's where I come from but I have never recognized it as a district😂😂

It will take me forever to recognize Rubanda as a district. All I know is that I get from Kisoro to Kabale 😂 Ebya Rubanda nebya gavumenti

Finally eligible for revenue sharing 😭😭😭😭😩

@UDLSOfficial Do I need a driving school recommendation if I already know how to drive

Have you been told to pay more than 600k for a driving licence before? 😱😳 Well, that’s just bad! Our official driving licensing rates are as follows 👇🏾! Click udls.co.ug/driving-licenc… for more information on rates. #DriveSafelyWithUDLS

What is my eyes seeing 4.5m impressions just today… so I am getting monetized today and getting paid tomorrow 🥹🥹🥹