Alberto Rèalnamè

11-15-18-17-20-22-3-16-22 5-14-23-7 17-16 22-10-7 3-11-20 22-10-11-21 22-10-23-20-21-6-3-1!

I miss my Super PAC money! Please write how much I love them on a large denomination bill and send it to colbertsuperpac.com

Turtles Don’t Like Peanut Butter. It’s as possibly true today as it was when Stephen first uttered it. bit.ly/trtlbtr

Just got a Super Pac Man machine for the Super PAC break room. Please make all future contributions in quarters.

Thank you all for your donations. We promise to put that money to good use. Or at the very least: use.

A vote for Cain is a vote for freedom, justice, encouraging Stephen Colbert to enter the race, and more justice!

South Carolinians, remember to vote “Cain” as in “Cain’t you see how great Stephen Colbert is?”

Proof that Stephen and Jon are not coordinating: did you see their ties last night? They totally clashed.

Thinking of attending the Cain/Colbert rally. Does anybody know if excited whooping counts as coordination?

Fun fact: Did you know its “Margin Of Error” not “Margarine Era”? I learned that from our poll. bit.ly/5CP0LL

Our full name, “The Definitely Not Coordinating With Stephen Colbert Super PAC” takes up 64 valuable twitter characters, so we try to abbrev

Our Super PAC did a poll of South Carolina. Asked for "Super POLL" but apparently that doesn’t exist. bit.ly/5CP0LL

We just released another ad – please watch it if you’re highly susceptible to advertising. bit.ly/mst8gec

Wow! It turns out, if you have enough money, the bank really DOES give it to you in a burlap sack with a dollar sign on it!

Our Super PAC can't coordinate with Stephen Colbert, or anyone named Stephen. At least that’s what we told that Baldwin guy.

We released a new political ad today. Check it out if you're a fan of ads, or politics, or releasing. bit.ly/2xngtv

South Carolina-- show your support for Stephen Colbert by voting for Herman Cain on 1/21! It's not like Cain's using that ballot line.