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@head_throb Heyyyy

the sudden urge to be a seat right now

This whole encounter is mainly just showing me that Chappell Roan's stans aren't shit. A Swiftie would've had a six hour Jorginho fail comp on here by now.

@flopsidian Oh 🧍🏻‍♂️

arm day mubarak

Chappell could kill a nun and I wouldn’t really care once you make red wine supernova I’m with you for better or worse

I would pay to watch solo poly hijabi amputee fight structurally queer anglo hijabi zionist handputee

I look so hot today 😭

So for now it's all me, and maybe that's all i need

Something so terribly sad that the Dinosaurs did not know why they were all dying 🥹

Breaking: Newly released documents reveal the US administration laid off the Delphic Oracle last year who had predicted that a mighty empire would fall if Persia was invaded.

Something about turning a man on...

They should make a Jurassic Park movie where all the dinosaurs and humans get along and the park runs just fine. I’m tired of this

one fact that I feel like has really not penetrated the public consciousness to the extent that it should is “birds are dinosaurs.” and not in like a “they are distant descendants” way, in a “dinosaurs did not go extinct” way

@flopsidian Ohhhhhhh yum

Espresso tonic with peach flavored tonic water mashallah

Sic semper tyrannis

@theskygoat May the news of dead tyrants fill our feeds

Happy Ides of March, everyone!

@flopsidian Well yessss

@Consofarchae Reading the blurb and do I detect some el gee bee tea here

Everyone should read this book im so OBSESSED

@flopsidian Oh how many hours...wait.

There are simply not enough fucking hours in a day

Getting new sheets and blankets excite me more than anything else, yall cant keep me away from a homecentre

Ides of March tomorrow 🥰

straight people are always talking about forbidden love in their books like girl you're a receptionist and he's in accounting