NIALL’S “PAL” JEN

NIALL HORAN CALLED ME PAL. IT’S 3.41AM BUT NIALL CALLED ME PAL. GOODBYE THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME. I MAY HAVE PEED A LIL BIT.

I’m really enjoying @NiallOfficial in his angry vegetable review era.

How low the bar is for these men: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . __________________

@Agg_Management @onlythepoetsuk hands down.

Who are the sickest live bands in the UK right now? Not just bands who turn up and play good songs etc but ones that walk on stage, really put on an unbelievable live show and leave you speechless Looking for bands with absolutely huge stage presence and incredible live sets

@onlythepoetsuk @otpdailyy @mgcflicker @evclvelrh Favourite member?

@mgcflicker @evclvelrh yeah but pick a favourite

bffs i desperately need music recs so if you see this lmk what ur fave song is rn & i'll give it a listen while i work on these mail returns 💆‍♀️

@PolitlcsUK He still can’t bring himself to say a fucking worst against Netanyahu.

🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer says he is "fed up" with Donald Trump and Putin "I'm fed up with the fact that families across the country see their bills go up and down on energy businesses bills go up and down on energy because of the actions of Putin or Trump across the world"

@WhiteHouse The only way Trump can “consummate” anything is if he imagines it’s a child.

🚨 President Donald J. Trump makes a statement on Iran:

Been saying this for a while, but will repeat it for emphasis: “I was only following orders” was rejected as a defense at the Nuremberg Trials.

“47 years of extortion, corruption, and death will finally end” Omg is the US about to self delete?

So thankful to Sarah’s Kitchen’s IG posts, because there’s nothing that makes me kick my feet more than knowing what @Louis_Tomlinson had for his hot dinners today.

@jameshoran_na @NiallOfficial Get a life

the after hours version of Dinner Party is out on streaming now with the video on YouTube ! recorded this at rehearsals with the band the other week. hope you love it x niall.lnk.to/DinnerPartyAft…

It’s the way that this Dinner Party era is all handmade mugs, embroidered napkins, and painted plates. We’re really getting a full theme concept album and promo and tour aren’t we. It’s so fucking soft and warm and comfy, I actually can’t cope with it @NiallOfficial.

@Shit_Imissyou @onlythepoetsuk Oh 100%. It genuinely wouldn’t be a surprise if he’s planning to turn around himself already. Top quality banter 😂

@CopyOfACopyJen @onlythepoetsuk it was literally so funny with otp and out of all celebs louis is literally the one always saying not to take life to serious, he'll love this. Idk why people are so worried about it 💀

Everyone saying it’s too mean and not funny to do this to Louis, while us @onlythepoetsuk fam are silently laughing to ourselves 😈

My birthday show 🥰 (Now just to try and sort getting my dad into a respite care home so I can actually go 💀)

PLEAAAAAASSE can we all dress up fancy like we’re going to a proper Dinner Party for @NiallOfficial tour?

Me 🤝 Buying concert tickets I’m not sure I’ll get to use because my life is such a massive fucking mess

Anyone else panicking that they were the one who wrote the “Your eyes could grow flowers” tweet and they just can’t remember? I feel the same way as when I go through airport security and panic that I might have drugs in my ass

No UK Niall dates are at the weekend, and that’s the only time I could get anyone to look after my Dad for me so I could go 😭💔

.@Louis_Tomlinson is probably nervous cleaning a window sill right now.