BILLY BEST TO EVER DO IT NUMBER 1 SEXY BEAST 👜

— YOU GOT STUFF? "I'm Billy Baggins, but call me Billy. Just Billy" "If you've heard of me, nice just don't go ruining my fun, and if you haven't then I'm sure we'll get to know each other well real soon." "Let's have some fun yeah?" [INTRODUCING YOUR BAGS ]

SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP THEY LIKE ME UR JUST A LYING BITCH 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

🕯️Sorry for being away! Works been kicking my ass but I hope to be active this weekend x9 for now FishBag doodles!!! u should totally checkout my other acc @FishynReef 👀

life is like my dick it's long and its hard forever

@XP_rtArtist 🕯️Rubbing my hands evilly YES!!!

@DDDBAGGINS 🌤️// something something opposites attract

🕯️Need more ppl to entice this reaction out of him actually 😁 Tibby ily

@XP_rtArtist 🕯️Billy, unstoppable force, terrible at properly expressing his feelings vs. Tibby, immovable object, who’s bad at understanding social cues oh i love them

@DDDBAGGINS 🌤️// they are so oblivious they see him all flustered and go "oh wow i must have made him uncomfortable, i better apologize"

@slavicsquatting @PopCDPrincess Puppy dog? Ykw I’ll take it 😁 You can be a great big polar bear!

@DDDBAGGINS @PopCDPrincess Ah. Так. You are cute as well. It is different cute from Sora. She is cute like small kitten. You are cute like energetic puppy dog.

I took one of mister Baggins’s sparklers for New Year’s Eve and look!🥰 @DDDBAGGINS

@XP_rtArtist (Oh boy. The guilt is here as he remembers earlier events) Fuck, you are so nice Tabs. (Should he shut up more often and have less tantrums? Probably…) And you have a good day too. (Old habits die hard and he runs off. Cursing occasionally as he trips over the jacket)

@DDDBAGGINS Oh, alright then. Thank you for the clarification. [Their face is completely blank, as it was during most their conversation] I really hope your day gets better, you seem like a nice person Mr Baggins. [They raise their hand and give him a soft, playful pet on the head]

Hey does anyone know how I can convince Hector to turn the heating up in this place? Or does Dante take bribes too? Just wondering 😁

@XP_rtArtist (He closes his eyes. Fuck. He’s becoming all too familiar with this personality type) Uh nonono. You’re fine Tabs, relax. I’ve uh— just had a really weird day. But the jacket. That’s nice of you. Thanks (Was that the right thing to say? He doesn’t need to screw up again)

@DDDBAGGINS [As they're finishing the buttons they realize how nervous he looks. The quickly straighten up, atking a step back] I... Apologize if I made you uncomfortable, Billy. As you may have realized, I'm not, well, very knowledgable about social interactions.

@XP_rtArtist (When they lean in, he straightens up. Is he nervous? No! No way! They’re just weirdly close) Uh— Billy’s the name. My name and I’ll be sure to return the coat, y’know when it gets warmer… (He’s not even that cold right now… actually his face feels quite the opposite)

@DDDBAGGINS I have a sweater somewhere, you can keep the coat for now, if you'd like, i wouldn't have a problem. [As they see him tugging on the jacket, they lean in slightly and button up the three top buttons] There, now it won't fall off. I don't think I know your name, mine is Tabitha.

@XP_rtArtist Uhhh— (Fuck. He was just joking around before, but this?) Uh, yeah that works— wait aren’t you— cold? (He tries to ask but when he has to look at them, really look up, he flusters and looks away immediately. For some reason he tugs the jacket more on him) (What the fuck)

@DDDBAGGINS Mhmm... [They tilt their head, looking confused, as if they were trying to decipher something. Suddenly they take off their own coat, draping it over Billy's shoulders. It's way too big for him] Is that better?

@MiodoweCiastko That’s great to hear Capi 😁 (Heading to the exit he salutes then goodbye) I’ll keep them in mind. Bye you two~ (He hums happily on his way out. Oh the plans he has in mind will be excellent)

@DDDBAGGINS [She chuckles softly, her cheeks Get slightly Pink] Tynia: Alright then, I'm sure Capitan will be happy to help... [Capitan in response lets out a happy squek]

[INT. BAIT for @DDDBAGGINS] [Billy suddenly feels something furry brushing against his leg. When he looks down, he sees a one-eyed skunk]

@slavicsquatting @PopCDPrincess Woah what about me? I gave her the sparkler! Aren’t I cute 🤔😁

@PopCDPrincess @DDDBAGGINS Very very cute so cute

@XP_rtArtist Eh, something like that… I mean, I don’t even have a jacket on. What’s a poor bag to do? 😞

@DDDBAGGINS I'm afraid none do. Are you averse to the cold as well?

@MiodoweCiastko Like right now? (He pauses for a second,and looks between them, a small smile appearing) Sure, but another time. Billy suddenly has got an idea he wants to try and who knows. Maybe one day Capitan can help me out one day. (He winks a plan forming in mind)

@DDDBAGGINS Tynia: See ya Billy... [Berofe she walks off, she looks at him hopefully] Tynia: If you want... You can always come, and... hang out with us

@MiodoweCiastko Eh, let’s not go to far. As long as it’s doesn’t mess with my stuff then we’re fine. (Bill puts his vest on, dusting off any stray fur left on his shirt) Have fun with your skunk, Imma find something to do. See ya, Tiny… and Capitan

@DDDBAGGINS [Capitan nuzzles up to her cheek. Tynia giggles softly, then looks at Billy] Tynia: Glad you like him

@MiodoweCiastko (He seems tense holding Capitan. More awkward as he holds and pats him but he doesn’t seem put off about it) Yeah—yeah— Okay you can have him back now (Quickly, he hands Capitan back to Tynia. Careful not to somehow anger him in anyway)

@DDDBAGGINS [Tynia hands Capitan to Billy. Skunk imedietly cuddles to him happily] Tynia: Aww

@MiodoweCiastko What— (He moves his hand away. Hesitant once more and waits for a second. Judging Capitan again before sighing) Sure, fine just— (Billy takes off his vest. He can at least protect his precious bags as he opens his arms out) Give him here before I change my mind

@DDDBAGGINS [Capitan leaned into his touch, it almost sounded like he was purring. Then she reached on of his paws towards Billy] Tynia: I think.... He want's you to hold him

@MiodoweCiastko Pfft, ofc he does. I’m Billy Baggins (Sure. As if he wasn’t judging Capitan just earlier before. At least he seems to be more comfortable petting him. Even going as far as to scratch under his chin) Yeah, you like that lil fella?

@DDDBAGGINS [Capitan lets out happy noises] Tynia: He likes you... [Tynia whispers, looking at Billy. Her eyes sparkle]

@MiodoweCiastko (He almost pulls his hand away, but resist, letting his hand fall on top of Capitan, and then finally moving it) (Billy tries to keep his face passive, but a small smile appears on his face) …Cute (He whispers as if he doesn’t mean to say it)

@DDDBAGGINS [Capitan snifs his hand, then immetetly bonk his head to his hand, asking for pets]